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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/14/smart-is-today-dumb-is-forever/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/14/cooler-than-the-other-side-of-the-pillow/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-14T17:20:31-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/15/permanently-on-spin-cycle/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/16/always-use-spel-cheker/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/17/in-my-world-there-is-no-i-in-abbreveation/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/18/warning-will-throw-nearest-object/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/18/im-here-whats-your-other-2-wishes/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/22/i-see-your-point-but-jay-is-still-wrong/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/24/getting-dumber-just-listening-to-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-24T17:00:33-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/24/lets-just-disagree-to-agree-with-cowlishaw/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-24T17:15:52-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/25/life-is-too-short-and-so-is-tony/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-25T17:00:14-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/25/i-shout-because-tony-is-hard-of-understanding/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-25T17:15:56-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/25/if-the-phone-doesnt-ring-jay-youll-know-its-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-25T17:20:49-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/29/hangin-with-3-fine-clipboards/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-29T17:00:41-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/29/jay-is-banned-from-all-scottsdale-bars/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/30/i-love-the-music/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/31/i-started-with-nothing-i-still-have-most-of-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-31T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/01/31/hard-to-make-a-comeback-tony-when-youve-been-nowhere/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-01-31T17:15:32-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/01/its-been-lovely-but-i-have-to-scream-now-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-01T17:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/01/reboot-the-government/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/01/its-not-who-you-know-its-whom-you-know/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-01T17:20:20-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/11/tan-and-rested-still-dont-like-jay/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-11T17:00:03-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/11/its-never-too-late-to-have-a-happy-childhood/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-11T17:15:43-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/11/i-feel-like-the-only-tree-in-the-kennel/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-11T17:20:19-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/12/disgruntled-employee-of-the-month/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-12T17:00:06-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/12/dont-act-stupid-just-because-you-know-how-to/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-12T17:15:42-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/13/im-sick-of-being-arm-candy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-13T17:00:22-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/13/i-dont-suffer-from-insanity-i-enjoy-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-13T17:15:50-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/13/less-jay-more-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-13T17:20:35-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/14/my-heart-belongs-to-a-gorilla/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-14T17:00:03-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/14/nothing-says-i-heart-u-like-getting-muted/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-14T17:15:35-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/14/mr-wonderful/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-14T17:20:46-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/15/breakfast-raw-egg-2-aspirin-fresh-mango-cup-of-coffee/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-15T17:00:45-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/15/all-i-want-is-a-little-more-than-ill-ever-get/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-15T17:15:26-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/15/im-the-person-your-parents-warned-you-about/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/18/paige-08/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/18/president-of-ath/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/18/all-about-the-jacksons/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-18T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/19/where-ever-i-am-theres-a-party/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-19T17:00:16-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/19/this-show-works-better-if-time-doesnt-talke/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-19T17:15:09-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/19/youre-only-young-once-but-youre-immature-forever/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-19T17:20:41-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/20/do-i-look-like-a-people-person/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-20T17:00:07-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/20/if-i-wanted-a-friend-id-buy-a-dog/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-20T17:15:32-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/20/charisma-donor/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-20T17:20:21-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/21/it-was-too-dark-to-see-the-eclipse/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/21/i-am-always-right-sometimes/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/22/oscar-madison-nominee/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-22T17:00:16-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/22/there-will-be-blood-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-22T17:15:53-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/22/no-country-for-old-men-but-ath-is-for-old-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-22T17:20:36-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/25/career-goals-writer-checked-ninja-checked/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-25T17:00:03-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/25/picked-last-in-p-e/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-25T17:15:24-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/25/im-serious-and-dont-call-me-shirley/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-25T17:20:00-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/26/the-wow-factor/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-26T17:00:42-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/26/i-dont-get-mad-i-get-mariotti/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-26T17:15:25-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/26/of-all-the-things-ive-lost-i-miss-my-mind-most/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-26T17:20:04-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/27/lifes-a-garden-dig-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-27T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/27/normal-just-a-washing-machine-setting/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/28/ath-so-easy-a-caveman-could-do-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-28T17:00:17-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/28/if-it-werent-for-the-gutter-my-mind-would-be-homeless/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/29/mariotti-never-works-feb-29th/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-29T17:00:33-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/29/leap-year-3-more-buffets/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-02-29T17:15:09-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/02/29/frogs-heart-leap-year/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/03/every-day-i-add-a-name-to-my-hate-list/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-03T17:00:37-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/03/todays-name-is-reali/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/04/theres-something-about-mariotti/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/05/dikembe-mutombo-means-no-worries/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/05/without-geometry-life-is-pointless/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/05/on-your-mark-get-set-go-away/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-05T17:20:37-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/06/its-a-favre-favre-better-thing-he-did/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-06T17:00:34-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/06/for-my-next-trick-i-need-jay-a-mute-button/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-06T17:15:18-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/07/dog-remote-missing-reward-for-remote/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-07T17:00:05-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/07/i-want-mariotti-marriott-points/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-07T17:15:34-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/10/people-who-think-they-know-it-all-really-annoy-those-who-do/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-10T17:00:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/10/im-schizophrenic-and-so-am-i/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-10T17:15:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/10/stable-relationships-are-for-horses/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-10T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/11/some-wear-superman-pjs-superman-wears-woody-pjs/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-11T17:00:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/11/if-i-look-lost-confused-return-me-to-ath-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-11T17:15:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/11/i-know-everything-just-not-all-at-once/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-11T17:20:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/12/i-love-me-some-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-12T17:00:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/12/blame-captain-kangaroo-for-the-way-i-am/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-12T17:15:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/13/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-skydiving-is-not-for-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-13T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/13/sorry-if-i-look-interested-im-not/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-13T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/13/money-is-the-root-of-all-evil-send-me-10-for-more-information/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-13T17:20:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/14/you-had-me-at-mute/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-14T17:00:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/14/all-i-ask-is-that-you-treat-me-no-differently-than-a-king/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-14T17:15:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/14/dont-try-this-at-home-im-an-amateur/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-14T17:20:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/24/i-have-a-protective-covering-for-my-rock-hard-abs/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-24T17:00:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/24/practice-safe-lunch-use-a-condiment/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-24T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/24/excess-is-never-too-much-in-moderation/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-24T17:20:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/25/if-you-are-what-you-eat-im-fast-cheap-easy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-25T17:00:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/25/what-if-the-hokey-pokey-really-is-what-its-all-about/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-25T17:15:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/25/chaos-panic-and-disorder-my-work-here-is-done/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-25T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/26/i-am-not-infantile-you-stinky-poopyhead/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-26T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/26/rock-is-dead-long-live-paper-scissors/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-26T17:15:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/27/i-was-lost-but-now-im-found/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-27T17:15:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/28/change-is-inevitable-except-from-vending-machines/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-28T17:00:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/28/how-many-of-you-believe-in-psycho-kinesis-raise-my-hand/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-28T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/03/28/everytime-i-get-it-together-i-forget-where-i-put-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-03-28T17:20:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/02/how-do-i-set-a-laser-printer-to-stun/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-02T17:00:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/02/errors-have-been-made-others-will-be-blamed/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-02T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/02/well-this-day-was-a-total-waste-of-makeup/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-02T17:20:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/03/im-trying-to-imagine-you-with-a-personality-mariotti/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-03T17:00:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/03/whatever-kind-of-look-you-were-going-4-you-missed-mariotti/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-03T17:15:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/04/theres-no-final-four-on-ath-theres-only-1/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-04T17:00:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/04/if-you-dont-like-the-way-i-drive-stay-off-the-sidewalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-04T17:15:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/04/theres-a-time-place-for-everything-its-called-around-the-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-04T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/07/2655/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-07T17:00:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/07/my-mother-thinks-im-at-the-movies/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-07T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/07/support-wild-life-throw-a-party/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-07T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/08/the-trouble-with-the-gene-pool-is-that-theres-no-lifeguard/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-08T17:00:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/08/my-mother-is-a-travel-agent-for-guilt-trips/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-08T17:15:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/14/vegetarian-armenian-word-for-lousy-hunter/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-14T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/14/rap-is-to-music-as-etch-a-sketch-is-to-art/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-14T17:15:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/15/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-call-it-version-1-0/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-15T17:00:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/15/i-have-the-body-of-a-god-buddha/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-15T17:15:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/15/youre-just-jealous-because-the-voices-only-talk-to-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-15T17:20:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/16/even-the-simplist-job-can-be-done-rong/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-16T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/16/im-so-adjective-i-verb-nouns/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-16T17:15:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/18/drawing-of-a-happy-face-sun/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-18T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/18/beware-of-sharks/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-18T17:15:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/21/why-are-you-reading-this/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-21T17:00:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/21/my-karma-ran-over-your-dogma/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-21T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/21/ask-me-i-might/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-21T17:20:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/22/i-painted-the-town/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-22T17:00:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/22/leave-me-alone-im-having-a-crisis/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-22T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/22/im-gnarly/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-22T17:20:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/23/if-you-can-read-this-youre-too-close-to-the-tv/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-23T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/23/instant-swimmer-just-add-water/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-23T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/23/clothes-required-underwear-optional/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-23T17:20:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/25/a-closed-mouth-gathers-no-feet/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-25T17:00:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/25/whenever-i-feel-blue-i-start-breathing-again-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-25T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/25/proofreading-are-for-lazy-persons-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-25T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/28/if-im-too-loud-youre-too-old/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-28T17:00:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/28/take-the-l-out-of-lover-we-are-over/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-28T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/28/you-only-live-once-maybe/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-28T17:20:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/29/hugs-are-better-than-drugs/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-29T17:00:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/29/sexy-senior-citizen/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-29T17:15:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/29/horse-lovers-are-stable-people/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-29T17:20:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/30/tall-people-have-higher-standards/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-30T17:00:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/30/the-weather-is-here-wish-you-were-beautiful-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-30T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/04/30/god-grant-me-patience-i-want-it-now/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-04-30T17:20:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/01/i-dont-believe-in-superstitions-its-bad-luck/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-01T17:00:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/01/lies-are-like-cockroaches-where-theres-1-theres-a-bunch/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-01T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/01/i-think-my-brain-has-a-mind-of-its-own/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-01T17:20:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/02/mcdreamy-of-ath/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-02T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/02/serial-chiller/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-02T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/05/everyones-entitled-to-my-opinion/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-05T17:00:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/05/dwn-wth-vwls/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-05T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/06/dead-owls-dont-give-a-hoot/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-06T17:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/06/bad-spellers-of-the-world-untie/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-06T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/06/double-negatives-are-a-complete-no-no/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-06T17:20:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/07/where-facts-are-few-experts-are-many/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-07T17:00:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/07/i-sold-my-car-to-buy-gas/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-07T17:15:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/08/i-know-i-came-into-this-show-for-something/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-08T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/09/this-blackboard-looked-better-on-the-internet-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-09T17:00:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/09/dont-look-at-me-in-that-tone-of-voice-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-09T17:15:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/09/give-me-ambiguity-or-give-me-something-else-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-09T17:20:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/12/2-rules-4-success-1-dont-tell-people-everything-you-know-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-12T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/12/1-out-of-5-dentists-recommend-ath/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-12T17:15:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/13/espn-pays-me-by-the-mute/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-13T17:00:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/13/tony-eat-my-chalk-dust/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-13T17:15:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/13/no-more-blackboards-until-i-win/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-13T17:20:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/14/blank-until-i-win/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-14T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/14/blank-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-14T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/14/blank/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-14T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/15/indecision-is-the-key-to-flexiblity/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-15T17:00:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/15/saliva-drools-ok/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-15T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/16/my-favorite-animal-is-steak/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-16T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/16/you-cant-just-let-nature-run-wild/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-16T17:15:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/16/never-eat-more-than-you-can-lift/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-16T17:20:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/19/i-love-mankind-its-people-i-cant-stand/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-19T17:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/19/pick-jays-brain-id-rather-pick-my-nose/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-19T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/20/only-elephants-should-wear-ivory-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-20T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/20/i-may-be-insane-but-im-not-crazy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-20T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/20/too-cool-for-tv/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-20T17:20:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/21/im-sorry-you-have-to-see-me-like-this-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-21T17:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/21/just-say-no-to-innuendo-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-21T17:15:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/22/young-once-immature-forever-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-22T17:00:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/22/it-wasnt-me-it-was-the-gorilla/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-22T17:15:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/22/i-forget-why-im-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-22T17:20:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/23/i-was-a-baywatch-extra/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-23T17:00:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/23/hurry-im-late-for-the-early-bird-special/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-23T17:15:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/27/tony-is-not-a-sight-for-sore-eyes/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-27T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/27/you-get-what-you-pay-for-ex-mariotti/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-27T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/27/sitting-duck/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-27T17:20:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/28/wolf-in-sheeps-clothing/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-28T17:00:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/28/slippery-as-an-eel/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-28T17:15:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/30/3-of-us-are-wrong-the-other-has-a-blackboard/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-30T17:00:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/05/30/young-at-heart-old-of-body/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-05-30T17:15:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/02/if-you-cant-be-a-muse-be-amusing/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-02T17:00:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/02/do-as-youre-told-unless-i-tell-you-otherwise/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-02T17:15:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/02/this-is-only-a-test/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-02T17:20:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/03/canada-americas-hat/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-03T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/03/prague-czech-it-out/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-03T17:15:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/03/wyoming-there-are-no-escalators/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-03T17:20:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/04/old-people-rock/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-04T17:00:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/04/working-class-hero/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-04T17:15:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/04/this-is-what-cool-looks-like/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-04T17:20:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/09/prefectionist-sic/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-09T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/09/come-to-the-dark-side-we-have-cookies/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-09T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/09/my-clone-is-awesome/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-09T17:20:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/10/i-dont-think-much-therefore-i-might-not-be/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-10T17:00:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/10/avoid-cliches-like-the-plague/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-10T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/10/talk-only-if-you-can-improve-on-the-silence/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-10T17:20:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/11/beards-they-grow-on-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-11T17:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/11/wrong-hurts-ask-the-other-3-panelists/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-11T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/11/mariotti-is-slang-for-2nd-place/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-11T17:20:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/17/flavor-of-the-week/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-17T17:00:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/17/pobodys-nerfect/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-17T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/17/professional-celebrity/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-17T17:20:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/18/im-doing-this-show-in-pain/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-18T17:00:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/18/if-i-look-lost-confused-return-me-to-ath/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-18T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/18/escalators-dont-break-they-become-stairs/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-18T17:20:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/19/most-likely-to-secede/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-19T17:00:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/19/everybody-loves-ramen/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-19T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/19/too-legit-to-quit/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-19T17:20:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/30/no-paparazzi-please/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-30T17:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/30/when-in-doubt-scream-run-in-circles/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-30T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/06/30/i-tried-to-walk-into-target-but-i-missed/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-06-30T17:20:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/01/a-pessimist-is-what-an-optimist-calls-a-realist/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-01T17:00:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/01/think-or-perish/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-01T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/01/silence-is-compliance/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-01T17:20:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/02/eliminate-and-eradicate-redundancy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-02T17:00:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/04/hot-diggity-dog/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-04T17:00:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/04/eat-your-heart-out-kobayashi/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-04T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/04/ring-my-liberty-bell/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-04T17:20:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/07/exclusively-dating-madonna/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-07T17:00:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/07/free-hugs-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-07T17:15:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/07/thumb-wrestling-champion-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-07T17:20:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/08/thumb-wrestling-champion/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-08T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/08/help-me-help-you-tony/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-08T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/08/you-are-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-08T17:20:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/09/i-didnt-lose-my-mind-i-sold-it-on-ebay/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-09T17:00:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/09/i-know-right-from-wrong-wrong-is-the-fun-one/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-09T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/09/tonys-jedi-mind-tricks-dont-work-on-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-09T17:20:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/10/circular-reasoning-works-because/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-10T17:00:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/10/i-didnt-hear-jay-i-was-too-busy-being-right/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-10T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/11/gimpin-aint-sic-easy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-11T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/11/rockstar-in-japan/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-11T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/11/dance-contest-winner/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-11T17:20:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/14/_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-14T17:00:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/14/a-_-ou-_-_-_-_-e-_-o-_-_/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-14T17:15:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/14/around-t-_-e-_-orn/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-14T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/15/if-it-fits-in-a-toaster-i-can-cook-it-3/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-15T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/15/im-off-my-meds-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-15T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/15/im-happy-dont-wreck-it-by-talking/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-15T17:20:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/17/i-came-to-chew-gum-win-ath-im-all-out-of-gum/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-17T17:00:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/17/someday-well-look-back-on-this-laugh-nervously-change-the-subject/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-17T17:15:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/18/when-i-die-i-want-to-come-back-as-a-mute-button/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-18T17:00:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/18/coup-de-grass-lawnmower/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-18T17:15:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/18/aibohphobia-the-fear-of-palindromes/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-18T17:20:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/28/old-is-not-for-sissies/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-28T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/28/dont-always-act-your-age/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-28T17:15:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/28/la-la-la-i-cant-hear-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-28T17:20:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/29/can-your-inner-child-come-out-and-play/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-29T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/29/im-your-fairy-godmother/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-29T17:15:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/30/hi-i-dont-care-thanks/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-30T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/30/stupid-should-hurt/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-30T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/30/smiling-is-my-favorite/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-30T17:20:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/31/discover-wildlife-have-children/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-31T17:00:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/31/im-currently-being-distracted/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-31T17:15:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/07/31/what-happens-if-youre-scared-half-to-death-twice/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-07-31T17:20:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/01/rob-stone-is-rock-solid/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-01T17:00:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/01/if-i-got-smart-with-jay-how-would-he-know/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-01T17:15:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/04/im-in-a-place-where-i-dont-know-where-i-am/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-04T17:00:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/04/my-train-of-thought-has-been-delayed/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-04T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/04/no-spring-chicken/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-04T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/05/cleverly-disguised-as-a-responsible-adult/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-05T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/05/i-only-make-sense-in-closed-captioning/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-05T17:15:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/06/gone-and-forgotten/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-06T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/06/here-and-forgotten/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-06T17:15:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/06/here-and-adored/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-06T17:20:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/07/the-mute-button-violates-the-1st-amendment/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-07T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/07/eliminating-me-is-against-human-rights/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-07T17:15:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/08/what-would-macgyver-do/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-08T17:00:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/08/i-have-a-reputation-to-live-down-to/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-08T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/08/it-sure-makes-the-day-longer-when-i-get-to-work-on-time/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-08T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/08/i-heart-hyperbole-the-most-ever/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-08T17:20:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/09/this-blackboard-looked-better-on-the-internet/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-09T17:00:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/11/mariottis-on-a-slow-boat-to-china/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-11T17:00:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/11/usa-swimmers-just-add-water/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-11T17:15:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/11/what-if-there-were-no-rhetorical-questions/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-11T17:20:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/12/a-cockroach-can-live-up-to-10-days-with-no-head/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-12T17:00:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/12/the-hundred-years-war-lasted-116-years/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-12T17:15:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/12/penguins-can-jump-up-to-6-feet/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-12T17:20:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/13/clothing-optional-beyond-this-point/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-13T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/13/bang-head-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-13T17:15:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/13/35-charge-for-whining/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-13T17:20:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/14/national-sarcasm-society/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-14T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/14/tact-is-for-people-who-arent-witty/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-14T17:15:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/15/pinocchio-is-italian-for-pine-eye/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-15T17:00:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/15/mona-lisa-has-no-eyebrows/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-15T17:15:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/25/a-jellyfish-is-95-water/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-25T17:00:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/25/clinophobia-is-the-fear-of-beds/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-25T17:15:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/25/procupines-float-in-water/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-25T17:20:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/26/so-much-to-do-so-few-people-to-do-it-for-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-26T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/26/save-the-drama-for-yo-mama/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-26T17:15:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/27/dont-argue-ive-been-sauteed-in-right-sauce/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-27T17:00:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/27/lifetime-member-of-the-time-out-club/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-27T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/27/send-in-the-chimp-im-taking-the-day-off/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-27T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/28/i-use-jedi-mind-tricks/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-28T17:00:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/28/sorry-but-im-ridiculously-good/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-28T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/28/be-reasonable-do-it-my-way/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-28T17:20:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/29/men-who-run-behind-cars-get-exhausted/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-29T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/29/sorry-angelina-im-taken/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-29T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/08/29/i-forgot-more-than-mariotti-will-ever-know/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-08-29T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/02/how-can-you-mute-a-face-like-this-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-02T17:00:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/02/im-smiling-that-alone-should-scare-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-02T17:15:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/03/customer-service-putting-people-on-hold-since-1959/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-03T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/03/ill-make-this-sound-cooler-in-my-blog/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-03T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/03/dont-blame-me-i-just-work-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-03T17:20:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/04/ill-never-forget-this-for-a-long-time/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-04T17:00:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/04/men-who-live-in-glass-houses-should-change-in-the-basement/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-04T17:15:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/04/help-ive-fallen-i-cant-shut-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-04T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/05/a-house-without-a-toilet-is-uncanny/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/05/been-known-to-exaggerate/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-05T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/05/men-who-sit-on-tacks-get-the-point/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-05T17:20:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/10/i-nap-at-work/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-10T17:00:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/10/strangely-enough-only-26-of-pirates-wear-prescription-eye-patches/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-10T17:15:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/10/everyone-says-im-in-denial-but-im-not/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-10T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/11/a-bird-in-hand-is-safer-than-one-overhead/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-11T17:00:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/11/there-are-3-ninjas-on-this-blackboard-try-to-find-them/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-11T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/11/i-either-get-what-i-want-or-change-my-mind/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-11T17:20:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/12/if-you-aint-first-youre-mariotti/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-12T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/12/jay-has-had-a-great-show-but-this-wasnt-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-12T17:15:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/12/im-part-genius-part-buffoon/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-12T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/15/dream-more-work-less/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-15T17:00:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/15/watching-me-online-is-virtually-the-best/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-15T17:15:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/16/any-way-we-can-speed-this-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-16T17:00:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/16/talk-the-talk-chalk-the-chalkboard/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-16T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/17/should-there-be-instant-reply-for-realis-calls/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-17T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/17/i-hope-when-you-see-me-you-smile/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-17T17:15:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/22/energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-22T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/22/never-go-to-a-doctor-whose-office-plants-have-died-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-22T17:15:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/22/im-too-humble-to-brag/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-22T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/23/did-not-win-an-emmy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-23T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/23/my-stock-is-way/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-23T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/23/who-is-going-to-bailout-mariotti/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-23T17:20:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/24/yesterday-was-the-deadline-on-all-complaints/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-24T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/24/i-can-tell-jays-wrong-his-lips-are-moving/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-24T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/25/a-line-is-a-dot-that-went-for-a-walk/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-25T17:00:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/25/i-am-still-hot-it-just-comes-in-flashes/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-25T17:15:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/25/cancel-my-subscription-i-dont-need-your-issues/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-25T17:20:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/26/before-they-made-mariotti-they-broke-the-mold/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-26T17:00:52-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/26/dangerously-undermedicated/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-26T17:15:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/26/single-by-choicenot-my-choice/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-26T17:20:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/29/camels-have-3-eyelids-why/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-29T17:00:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/29/slugs-have-4-noses-why/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-29T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/29/mariotti-has-12-a-brain-why/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-29T17:20:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/30/sweetness-is-as-sweetness-does/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-30T17:00:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/09/30/sorry-for-my-selfconfident-self/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-09-30T17:15:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/01/yoga-is-for-posers/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-01T17:00:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/01/math-uses-50-equtions-50-proofs-50-formulas/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-01T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/02/jealousy-is-a-disease-get-well-soon-jay/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-02T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/02/aliens-are-abducting-sexy-old-people-i-just-wanted-to-say-goodbye/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-02T17:15:27-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/02/men-who-eat-crackers-in-bed-wake-up-feeling-crummy/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-02T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/03/blackboard-out-sick-whiteboard-rules/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-03T17:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/06/give-me-points-or-lose-me-forever/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-06T17:00:43-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/06/first-class-forgetter/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-06T17:15:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/06/i-often-quote-myself-it-adds-spice-to-my-conversation/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-06T17:20:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/07/mecca-lecca-hi-mecca-hiney-ho/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-07T17:00:09-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/07/born-and-raised-in-st-olaf/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-07T17:15:48-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/07/saved-by-the-bell-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-07T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/08/drop-the-zero-and-get-with-the-hero/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/08/totally-tubular/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/08/i-must-break-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-08T17:20:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/09/i-already-have-my-halloween-costume/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-09T17:00:38-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/09/i-put-my-christmas-tree-up-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-09T17:15:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/10/one-of-the-keys-to-happiness-is-a-bad-memory/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-10T17:00:18-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/10/wanna-do-something-im-board-2/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/10/dj-moo-the-feeling-that-you-have-heard-this-b-s-before/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-10T17:20:29-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/13/misfortunes-and-twins-never-come-singly/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-13T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/13/happiness-is-good-health-and-a-bad-memory/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-13T17:15:14-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/13/listening-to-tim-is-like-wading-through-glue/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-13T17:20:23-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/14/the-average-person-thinks-he-isnt/</loc>
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<lastmod>2008-10-14T17:15:14-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/15/better-a-witty-fool-than-a-foolish-wit/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/15/the-only-genius-with-an-iq-of-60/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/16/sometimes-i-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-i-dont/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/16/pinky-lee-would-play-with-a-broken-finger/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/17/patience-is-not-a-virtue-it-is-a-waste-of-time/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/22/you-cant-be-late-until-you-show-up/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/22/its-good-to-be-clever-but-not-to-show-it-2/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/23/i-either-get-what-i-want-or-i-change-my-mind/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-23T17:00:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/23/i-only-work-to-enjoy-when-i-am-not-working/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-23T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/23/one-drop-of-ink-may-make-a-million-think/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-23T17:20:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/24/3-kinds-of-lies/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-24T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/24/do-you-put-powdered-cheese-on-popcorn-shrimp/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-24T17:15:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/24/call-me-drow-the-plumber/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-24T17:20:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/28/world-series-the-imperfect-storm/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-28T17:00:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/28/bud-selig-is-not-the-reignnmaker/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-28T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/28/in-philly-when-it-rains-its-poor/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-28T17:20:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/29/if-life-is-a-stage-id-like-better-lighting/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-29T17:00:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/29/do-computers-cough-when-they-get-a-virus/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-29T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/30/never-insult-anyone-by-accident/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-30T17:00:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/30/tim-has-the-answer-to-everything-and-the-solution-to-nothing/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-30T17:15:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/30/bill-is-too-slow-to-keep-worms-in-a-tin/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-30T17:20:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/10/31/i-told-you-i-was-sick/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-10-31T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/03/decorate-yourself-from-the-inside-out/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-03T17:00:51-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/03/a-critic-is-a-legless-man-who-teaches-running/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-03T17:15:18-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/03/bob-has-a-face-like-a-sainta-saint-bernard/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-03T17:20:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/04/voted-before-the-show-will-vote-again-after/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-04T17:00:49-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/04/knowledge-talks-wisdom-listens/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-04T17:15:11-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/05/never-believe-in-mirrors-or-newspapers/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-05T17:00:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/05/the-best-mind-altering-drug-is-truth/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-05T17:15:05-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/05/out-of-ideas-4-blackboard/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-05T17:20:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/07/i-dont-mispronounciate-my-words/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-07T17:00:43-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/07/dealer-in-high-grade-fertilizer/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-07T17:15:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/07/if-you-surrender-to-the-wind-you-can-ride-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-07T17:20:57-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/10/improve-the-show-let-me-go-solo/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-10T17:00:25-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/10/meet-my-demands-or-im-walking/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-10T17:15:52-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/10/ath-would-get-canceled-without-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-10T17:20:28-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/11/to-all-veterans-happy-day/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-11T17:00:41-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/11/to-all-panelists-eat-my-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-11T17:15:25-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/11/most-lies-about-me-are-false/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-11T17:20:08-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/12/i-almost-had-a-psychic-girlfriend-but-she-left-me-before-we-met/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-12T17:00:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/12/if-it-werent-for-electricity-wed-be-watching-ath-by-candlelight/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-12T17:15:45-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/12/its-wonderful-to-be-in-the-great-state-of-denver/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-12T17:20:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/13/ufos-are-real-bigfoot-told-me-so/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-13T17:00:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/13/cows-are-mooooody/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-13T17:15:22-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/14/never-play-strip-ath-with-plaschke/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-14T17:00:05-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/14/please-dont-sue-me-when-i-blow-your-mind/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-14T17:15:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/14/shhhh-woodys-talking/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-14T17:20:33-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/17/i-can-predict-yesterdays-scores/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-17T17:00:05-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/17/my-best-friends-are-imaginary-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-17T17:15:25-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/17/my-shoes-are-older-than-reali/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-17T17:20:46-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/19/scoop-woody-dogg/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-19T17:00:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/19/im-woody-and-i-approve-of-this-message/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-19T17:15:24-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/19/running-out-of-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-19T17:20:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/20/im-the-windshield-plaschke-is-the-bug/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-20T17:00:26-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/20/man-with-1-chopstick-go-hungry/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-20T17:15:01-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/20/thats-unpossible/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-20T17:20:26-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/21/im-a-vol-in-tears/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-21T17:00:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/21/come-to-the-dork-side/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-21T17:15:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/21/ath-is-a-circus-and-im-in-the-freak-tent/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-21T17:20:58-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/24/proofreading-are-for-lazy-persons/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-24T17:00:26-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/24/ok-so-whats-the-speed-of-dark/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-24T17:15:00-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/24/today-is-yesterdays-tomorrow/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-24T17:20:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/25/i-look-better-in-3d-6d/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-25T17:00:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/11/25/everything-in-moderation-including-moderation/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-11-25T17:15:58-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/01/how-can-you-mute-a-face-like-this/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-01T17:00:12-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/01/im-not-old-im-experienced/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-01T17:15:36-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/01/dont-forget-these-3-things-i-forget/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-01T17:20:59-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/02/not-all-who-wander-are-lost/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-02T17:00:26-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/02/hi-wheres-your-off-button/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-02T17:15:52-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/02/you-have-failed-me-for-the-last-time-tony/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-02T17:20:41-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/03/pickles-are-just-cucumbers-soaked-in-evil/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-03T17:00:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/03/good-listeners-are-ear-responsible/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-03T17:15:37-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/04/careful-playing-scrabble-you-could-lose-an-i/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-04T17:00:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/04/the-mullet-is-the-future/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-04T17:15:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/05/chalkboard-wants-buyout/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-05T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/05/chalkboard-wants-bailout/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-05T17:15:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/05/chalkboard-just-wants-out/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-05T17:20:40-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/08/i-hear-voices-and-they-dont-like-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-08T17:00:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/08/yet-despite-the-look-on-my-face-you-are-still-talking/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-08T17:15:57-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/09/the-gene-pool-could-use-a-little-chlorine/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-09T17:00:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/09/my-french-teacher-is-muy-caliente/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-09T17:15:10-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/09/its-not-rocket-surgery/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-09T17:20:40-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/10/i-poured-spot-remover-on-my-dog-and-now-i-cant-find-him/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-10T17:00:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/10/why-are-there-5-syllables-in-monosyllabic-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-10T17:15:58-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/10/i-am-openly-gray/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-10T17:20:23-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/11/go-go-gadget-blackboard/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-11T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/11/cant-touch-this/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-11T17:15:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/11/why-does-fat-chance-slim-chance/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-11T17:20:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/12/if-a-cow-laughs-hard-does-milk-come-out-its-nose/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-12T17:00:45-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/12/if-the-2-pencil-is-the-best-why-is-it-still-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-12T17:15:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/15/when-youre-right-no-one-remembers-when-youre-wrong-no-one-forgets/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-15T17:00:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/15/aarp-poster-child/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-15T17:15:46-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/15/i-want-tougher-competition/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-15T17:20:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/16/young-once-immature-forever/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-16T17:00:43-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/16/i-may-stop-being-indecisive/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-16T17:15:24-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/17/what-do-sign-makers-hold-when-they-go-on-strike/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-17T17:00:50-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/17/if-a-clock-is-hungry-does-it-go-back-4-seconds/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-17T17:15:16-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/17/what-do-little-birdies-see-if-they-get-knocked-out/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-17T17:20:40-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/18/frog-parking-all-others-toad/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-18T17:00:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/18/5-charge-for-muting/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-18T17:15:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/18/big-brother-is-watching-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-18T17:20:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/19/kristina-will-you-marry-me-david/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-19T17:00:46-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/19/david-consider-a-pre-nup/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-19T17:15:21-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/19/david-will-you-marry-me-woody/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-19T17:20:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/22/save-water-shower-with-friends/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-22T17:00:01-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/22/for-a-good-time-call-someone-else/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-22T17:15:28-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2008/12/22/blonde/</loc>
<lastmod>2008-12-22T17:20:23-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/01/05/wash-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-01-05T17:00:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/01/05/im-terrified-of-being-offline/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-01-05T17:15:04-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/01/05/parsley-makes-it-fancy/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-01-05T17:20:36-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/01/06/if-it-fits-in-a-toaster-i-can-cook-it-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-01-06T17:00:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/01/06/lets-constantly-turn-the-conversation-back-to-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-01-06T17:15:21-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/01/06/please-do-not-feed-or-tease-the-fantasy-geeks/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-01-06T17:20:50-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/25/id-like-to-help-you-outwhich-way-did-you-come-in/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-03-25T17:00:44-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/25/you-are-down-to-earth-but-not-quite-far-down-enough/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/25/dont-go-away-mad-just-go-away-im-mad/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/26/march-madness-another-reason-not-to-work/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/26/on-the-other-hand-you-have-different-fingers-2/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/26/honk-if-you-love-peace-and-quiet/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/27/whats-the-latest-dope-besides-you/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/27/i-like-your-approach-now-lets-see-your-departure/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/30/most-of-us-live-and-learn-you-just-live/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/30/jay-is-no-longer-beneath-my-contempt/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/30/i-bet-your-mother-has-a-loud-bark/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/31/jackie-reminds-me-of-the-oceanshe-makes-me-see-sick/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/03/31/people-say-i-have-no-taste-but-i-like-tony/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/01/the-new-washington-monument/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/02/washington-schlepped-here/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/02/save-the-planet-annoy-1-person-at-a-time/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/02/aroundthehornespn-com-demand-i-host-again/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/03/i-have-a-foggy-bottom/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/03/why-is-there-1-us-monopolies-commission/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/03/detroit-casino-bans-marriotti-as-a-loser/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/13/i-hear-you-changed-your-mind-and-got-back-2/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/13/act-your-age-senile/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/13/i-know-you-are-nobodys-fool-youre-everybodys/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/14/for-a-minute-tim-bored-me-to-death/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/14/i-put-ketchup-on-my-ketchup/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/15/i-drank-a-pint-of-varnish-i-got-all-laquered-up/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/16/just-because-i-dont-care-doesnt-mean-i-dont-understand/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/16/im-out-of-my-mind-feel-free-to-leave-a-message/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/17/just-be-glad-im-not-a-twin/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/24/i-dont-know-karate-but-i-do-know-krazy/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/24/i-dont-know-what-makes-tony-so-dumb-but-it-really-works/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/28/nurses-call-the-shots/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/04/29/i-hate-people-who-steal-my-ideas-before-i-think-of-them/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/08/18/if-i-agreed-with-you-wed-both-be-wrong-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-08-18T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/08/18/keep-watching-i-might-do-a-trick/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-08-18T17:15:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/08/19/me-topia-better-than-utopia/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-08-19T17:00:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/08/19/im-not-cheap-but-i-am-on-special-this-week/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-08-19T17:15:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/08/20/illiterate-write-me-for-help/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-08-20T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/08/20/sometimes-i-wish-life-had-subtitles/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-08-20T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/01/its-not-who-wins-or-loses-its-who-keeps-score/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-01T17:00:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/01/its-been-lovely-but-i-have-to-scream-now/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-01T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/01/going-for-300-next-3/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-01T17:20:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/02/if-all-else-fails-lower-your-standards/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-02T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/02/if-i-promise-to-miss-you-will-you-go-away/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-02T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/03/i-was-raised-to-be-charming-not-sincere/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-03T17:00:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/03/ill-try-being-nicer-if-youll-try-being-smarter/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-03T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/03/going-for-300-next-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-03T17:20:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/04/i-will-always-cherish-the-initial-misconceptions-i-had-about-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-04T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/04/going-for-300-next/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-04T17:15:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/07/i-try-to-make-everyones-day-a-little-more-surreal/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-07T17:00:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/08/i-prefer-to-remain-anomalous/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-08T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/08/i-plead-contemporary-insanity-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-08T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/09/im-not-myself-today-maybe-im-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-09T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/09/im-not-obnoxious-im-verbally-challenged/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-09T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/09/im-not-being-rude-youre-just-insignificant/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-09T17:20:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/10/im-not-shy-im-studying-my-prey/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-10T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/10/im-really-easy-to-get-along-with-once-people-learn-to-worship-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-10T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/10/ive-had-fun-before-this-isnt-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-10T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/11/i-dont-work-here-im-a-consultant-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-11T17:00:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/11/i-do-whatever-my-rice-crispies-tell-me-to/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-11T17:15:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/11/have-an-adequate-day/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-11T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/15/theres-too-much-blood-in-my-caffeine-system/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-15T17:00:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/15/it-is-easier-to-get-forgiveness-than-permission/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-15T17:15:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/16/301-will-it-ever-come-i-am-a-poet/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-16T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/16/welcome-to-tgiws/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-16T17:00:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/16/i-get-enough-exercise-just-pushing-my-luck/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-16T17:15:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/16/age-is-a-very-high-price-to-pay-for-maturity/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-16T17:20:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/18/money-is-the-root-of-all-wealth/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-18T17:00:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/18/dont-judge-a-book-by-its-movie/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-18T17:15:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/21/always-be-sincere-even-if-you-dont-mean-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-21T17:00:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/21/how-is-it-possible-to-have-a-civil-war/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-21T17:15:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/21/ask-me-about-my-vow-of-silence/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-21T17:20:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/22/caution-i-was-not-hired-for-my-disposition/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-22T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/22/i-dont-need-your-attitude-i-have-my-own/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-22T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/23/im-writing-a-book-ive-got-the-page-numbers-done/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-23T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/23/too-many-freaks-not-enough-circuses/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-23T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/23/always-try-to-be-modest-and-be-proud-of-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-23T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/24/does-your-train-of-thought-have-a-caboose/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-24T17:00:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/24/can-i-trade-this-job-for-whats-behind-door-1/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-24T17:15:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/25/tony-reminds-me-of-when-i-was-young-and-stupid/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-25T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/25/macho-law-prohibits-me-from-admitting-im-wrong/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-25T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/28/i-wanted-a-career-turns-out-i-just-wanted-paychecks/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-28T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/28/we-met-in-a-past-life-and-you-were-wrong-then-too/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-28T17:15:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/28/i-tried-being-reasonable-once-i-didnt-like-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-28T17:20:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/29/i-know-it-all-i-just-cant-remember-it-simultaneously/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-29T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/29/i-have-no-intention-of-telling-you-my-real-name/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-29T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/29/give-tony-a-penny-for-his-thoughts-and-he-will-give-you-change/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-29T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/30/anything-is-possible-if-you-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-30T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/30/im-in-shape-rounds-a-shape/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-30T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/09/30/does-killing-time-damage-eternity/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-09-30T17:20:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/01/would-a-fly-without-wings-be-called-a-walk/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-01T17:00:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/01/if-a-parsley-farmer-is-sued-can-they-garnish-his-wages/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-01T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/01/do-people-in-australia-call-the-rest-of-the-world-up-over/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-01T17:20:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/02/never-go-to-a-doctor-whose-office-plants-have-died/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-02T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/02/always-wanted-to-be-a-procrastinator-but-never-got-around-to-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-02T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/02/i-couldnt-repair-your-brakes-so-i-made-your-horn-louder/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-02T17:20:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/05/for-sale-wedding-dress-size-10-worn-once-by-mistake/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-05T17:00:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/05/im-going-to-start-thinking-positive-but-i-know-it-wont-work/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-05T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/06/money-talks-but-all-mine-ever-says-is-goodbye/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-06T17:00:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/06/i-wished-the-buck-stopped-here-as-i-could-use-one/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-06T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/06/its-a-small-world-unless-you-have-to-walk/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-06T17:20:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/07/im-going-to-graduate-on-time-no-matter-how-long-it-takes/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-07T17:00:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/07/gravity-its-not-just-a-good-idea-its-the-law/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-07T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/08/all-the-worlds-a-stage-i-seem-to-have-missed-the-rehearsal/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-08T17:00:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/08/bad-decisions-make-good-stories/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-08T17:15:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/08/seen-it-all-done-it-all-cant-remember-most-of-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-08T17:20:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/09/get-the-facts-first-you-can-distort-them-later/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-09T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/09/if-practice-makes-perfect-how-do-you-explain-taxi-drivers/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-09T17:15:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/12/sometimes-i-need-what-only-you-can-give-me-your-absence/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-12T17:00:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/12/we-got-rid-of-the-kids-the-cat-was-allergic/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-12T17:15:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/12/work-fascinates-mei-could-sit-and-watch-it-for-hours/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-12T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/13/the-early-bird-gets-the-worm-but-the-2nd-mouse-gets-the-cheese/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-13T17:00:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/13/i-went-to-school-to-become-a-wit-only-got-halfway-through/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-13T17:15:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/14/take-my-advice-i-dont-use-it-anyway/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-14T17:00:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/14/it-is-easier-to-get-older-than-it-is-to-get-wiser/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-14T17:15:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/14/i-am-not-young-enough-to-know-everything/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-14T17:20:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/16/paige/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-16T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/16/i-was-the-next-door-kids-imaginary-friend/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-16T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/16/i-saw-elvis-he-sat-between-me-and-bigfoot-on-the-ufo/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-16T17:20:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/19/i-look-way-better-in-person/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-19T17:00:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/19/he-does-the-work-of-3-men-larry-moe-and-curly/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-19T17:15:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/19/my-favorite-mythical-creature-the-honest-politician/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-19T17:20:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/20/its-not-how-you-pick-your-nose-but-where-you-put-your-booger/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-20T17:00:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/20/i-refuse-to-have-a-battle-of-wits-with-an-unarmed-person/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-20T17:15:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/21/if-ignorance-is-bliss-why-is-jay-so-sad/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-21T17:00:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/21/try-spelling-evian-backwards-naive/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-21T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/21/if-we-quit-voting-will-they-all-go-away/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-21T17:20:01-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/22/forget-the-health-food-i-need-all-the-preservatives-i-can-get/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-22T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/22/its-a-small-world-unless-you-have-to-clean-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-22T17:15:12-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/22/do-radioactive-cats-have-18-half-lives/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/23/dont-hate-yourself-in-the-morning-sleep-til-noon/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/23/he-who-throws-dirt-loses-ground/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-23T17:15:06-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/26/age-only-matter-if-youre-cheese/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/26/there-arent-enough-days-in-the-weekend/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-26T17:00:58-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/26/college-100-for-a-book-300-to-prove-you-read-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-26T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/26/when-in-doubt-mumble/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-26T17:15:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/26/if-it-aint-broke-youre-not-trying/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-26T17:20:01-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/28/i-wanna-live-til-i-die-no-more-no-less/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-28T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/28/just-smile-and-nod/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-28T17:15:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/28/the-most-powerful-force-in-the-universe-is-gossip/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-28T17:20:21-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/29/auntie-em-hate-you-hate-kansas-taking-the-dog-dorothy/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-29T17:00:30-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/29/the-trick-to-flying-is-to-throw-yourself-at-the-ground-and-miss/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-29T17:15:56-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/10/30/r-i-p-the-wizard-of-oz/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-10-30T17:00:17-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/02/im-not-a-complete-idiot-some-parts-are-missing/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-02T17:00:41-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/02/if-you-think-education-is-expensive-try-ignorance/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-02T17:15:12-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/02/there-is-no-sincerer-love-than-the-love-of-food/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-02T17:20:53-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/03/ambition-is-a-poor-excuse-for-not-having-enough-sense-to-be-lazy/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-03T17:00:16-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/03/i-smilebecause-i-have-no-idea-whats-going-on/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-03T17:15:24-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/04/dear-tony-i-dont-quit-love-woody/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-04T17:00:33-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/04/my-life-has-a-superb-cast-but-i-cant-figure-out-the-plot/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-04T17:15:44-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/05/show-me-a-sane-man-and-i-will-cure-him-for-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-05T17:00:28-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/05/power-corrupts-absolute-power-is-kind-of-neat/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-05T17:15:33-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/06/early-morning-cheerfulness-can-be-extremely-obnoxious/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-06T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/06/i-am-free-of-all-prejudices-i-hate-everyone-equally/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-06T17:15:16-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/06/i-hate-negative-people/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-06T17:20:19-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/09/fool-me-once-shame-on-you-fool-me-twice-prepare-to-die/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-09T17:00:52-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/09/a-verbal-contract-isnt-worth-the-paper-its-written-on/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-09T17:15:07-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/09/on-the-other-hand-you-have-different-fingers/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-09T17:20:35-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/10/if-your-parents-never-had-children-chances-are-you-wont-either/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-10T17:00:43-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/10/fiction-writing-is-great-you-can-make-up-almost-anything/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-10T17:15:56-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/10/if-it-werent-for-electricity-wed-all-be-watching-espn-by-candlelight/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-10T17:20:09-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/11/i-can-handle-criticism-so-long-as-it-isnt-about-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-11T17:00:42-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/11/i-think-that-will-take-much-longer-than-i-think-it-will/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-11T17:15:00-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/11/solutions-are-not-the-answer/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-11T17:20:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/12/i-was-not-lying-i-said-things-that-later-on-seemed-to-be-untrue/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-12T17:00:35-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/12/if-you-cant-imitate-him-dont-copy-him/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-12T17:15:23-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/12/the-future-will-be-better-tomorrow/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-12T17:20:25-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/13/dont-eat-clowns-they-taste-funny/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-13T17:00:04-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/13/please-let-me-prove-that-winning-the-lottery-wont-spoil-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-13T17:15:11-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/16/todays-show-30-rack/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-16T17:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/16/this-is-not-an-optical-illusion-it-only-looks-like-one/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-16T17:15:38-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/18/dust-is-a-protective-coating-for-fine-furniture/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-18T17:00:32-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/18/more-lightning-round-please/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-18T17:15:00-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/18/food-is-an-important-part-of-a-balanced-diet/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-18T17:20:46-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/19/im-not-into-working-out-my-philosophy-no-pain-no-pain/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-19T17:00:50-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/19/warning-dates-in-calendar-are-closer-than-they-appear/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-19T17:15:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/20/research-is-what-im-doing-when-i-dont-know-what-im-doing/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-20T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/20/wise-men-make-proverbs-but-fools-repeat-them/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-20T17:15:18-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/20/my-homework-is-like-a-steakrare-and-never-well-done/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-20T17:20:45-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/23/the-two-most-common-elements-on-this-show-are-hydrogen-and-stupidity/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-23T17:00:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/23/if-love-isnt-a-game-then-why-are-there-so-many-players/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-23T17:15:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/23/a-friend-is-one-who-knows-us-but-loves-us-anyway/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-23T17:20:23-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/24/insanity-is-hereditary-you-can-get-it-from-your-kids/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-24T17:00:11-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/24/a-person-who-never-makes-mistakes-never-makes-anything/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-24T17:15:00-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/11/24/never-look-back-unless-youre-planning-to-go-that-way/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-11-24T17:20:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/01/sorry-about-monday-got-hung-up-in-cabo/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-01T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/01/walk-the-walk-talk-the-talk-chalk-the-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-01T17:15:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/01/starring-in-movie-remake-of-blackboard-jungle/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-01T17:20:08-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/02/if-you-love-me-honk-your-around-the-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-02T17:00:12-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/02/do-wildebeest-have-a-show-called-around-the-horns/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-02T17:15:58-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/02/do-people-from-nebraska-play-around-the-corn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-02T17:20:37-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/03/do-baby-doctors-play-around-the-born/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-03T17:00:24-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/03/do-plaschkes-friends-play-around-the-forlorn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-03T17:15:17-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/03/do-players-in-d-c-play-around-the-zorn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-03T17:20:40-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/04/do-seamstresses-play-around-the-torn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-04T17:00:29-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/04/did-general-custard-play-around-the-big-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-04T17:15:17-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/04/do-sailors-play-around-cape-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-04T17:20:04-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/07/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-go-to-2nd-base/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-07T17:00:17-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/07/whos-on-first-no-whos-the-headliner/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-07T17:15:10-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/07/first-take-will-always-be-cold-pizza-to-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-07T17:20:24-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/08/artificial-intelligence-is-no-match-for-natural-stupidity/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-08T17:00:03-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/08/a-wise-man-does-not-need-advice-and-a-fool-wont-take-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-08T17:15:48-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/08/the-only-true-wisdom-is-in-knowing-you-know-nothing/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-08T17:20:35-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/09/teamwork-means-never-having-to-take-all-the-blame-yourself/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-09T17:00:05-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/09/never-put-off-until-tomorrow-what-you-can-avoid-all-together/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-09T17:15:45-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/09/a-friend-is-someone-who-has-the-same-enemies-you-have/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/10/aim-low-reach-your-goals-avoid-disappointment/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/10/be-of-use-but-dont-be-used/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/11/sports-do-not-build-character-they-reveal-it/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/11/having-one-child-makes-you-a-parent-having-two-makes-you-a-referee/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/16/man-who-runs-behind-car-is-exhausted/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/16/speak-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick-you-will-go-far/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/16/its-good-to-be-clever-but-not-to-show-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-16T17:20:48-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/17/i-am-so-clever-that-sometimes-i-dont-understand-a-single-word-of-what-i-am-saying/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-17T17:15:03-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/17/patience-is-a-virtue-its-a-waste-of-time/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/18/two-words-show-cowdown/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-18T17:00:22-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/18/i-should-keep-my-words-soft-and-sweet-in-case-i-have-to-eat-them/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/18/one-thing-i-can-give-and-still-keep-my-word/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2009/12/21/an-xmas-shoppers-complaint-is-one-thats-long-standing/</loc>
<lastmod>2009-12-21T17:20:20-05:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2010-05-06T17:00:20-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/06/how-do-people-with-multiple-personalities-fill-out-their-census-papers/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-06T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/06/a-toast-to-bread-for-without-bread-there-would-be-no-toast/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-06T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/07/a-meeting-is-an-event-where-minutes-are-taken-and-hours-are-wasted/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-07T17:00:45-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/07/meetings-the-practical-alternative-to-work/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-07T17:15:24-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/07/even-if-the-voices-are-not-real-they-have-some-good-ideas/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-07T17:20:39-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/10/madness-takes-its-toll-please-have-exact-change/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-10T17:00:53-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/10/tell-me-what-you-believe-and-ill-tell-you-where-youre-going-wrong/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-10T17:15:04-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/10/dorothy-got-lost-in-oz-because-3-men-were-giving-her-directions/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-10T17:20:18-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/11/anything-that-is-unrelated-to-elephants-is-irrelephant/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-11T17:00:01-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/11/im-not-sure-but-i-think-i-dont-know/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-11T17:15:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/12/everyone-has-a-right-to-be-stupid-i-just-abuse-the-privilege/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-12T17:00:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/12/i-am-not-repetitive-or-redundant/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-12T17:15:37-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/12/i-think-the-freezer-deserves-a-light-too/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-12T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/13/im-an-ice-sculptor-last-night-i-made-a-cube/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-13T17:00:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/13/im-against-picketing-i-just-dont-know-how-to-show-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-13T17:15:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/13/unicorns-are-real-a-leprechaun-told-me-so/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-13T17:20:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/14/a-corndog-is-a-hotdog-with-a-delicious-sweater/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-14T17:00:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/14/do-rose-gardners-play-around-the-thorn/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-14T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/14/if-i-am-here-to-help-others-what-exactly-are-the-others-here-for/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-14T17:20:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/17/i-demand-my-10-senior-point-allowance/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-17T17:00:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/17/reali-should-score-on-the-curve/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-17T17:15:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/17/back-to-life-back-to-reali-ty/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-17T17:20:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/18/my-3-favorite-months-are-septober-octember-and-decober/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-18T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/18/what-do-hobbyists-do-for-fun/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-18T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/19/warning-do-not-cross/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-19T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/19/advertise-here-1-800-555-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-19T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/19/confirmed-on-mythbusters/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-19T17:19:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/20/i-have-fans-in-all-53-states/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-20T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/20/i-dont-write-incomplete-sentences-since-the/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-20T17:15:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/20/scary-thought-im-the-smart-one-on-this-panel/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-20T17:20:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/21/ill-start-listening-when-cowlishaw-stops-talking/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-21T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/21/authors-always-write-me-off/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-21T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/24/please-explain-the-scoring-system-again/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-24T17:00:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/24/accountants-can-count-on-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-24T17:15:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/24/i-dont-care-about-apathetic-people/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-24T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/25/faster-than-the-speed-of-mute/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-25T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/25/blackboard-chalks-in-its-sleep/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-25T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/26/chalk-is-cheap/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-26T17:00:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/26/the-panel-needs-a-mute-button/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-26T17:15:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/27/5-out-of-4-dentists-recommend-ath/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-27T17:00:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/27/the-fun-stops-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-27T17:15:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/27/the-mute-button-violates-the-first-amendment/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-27T17:20:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/28/last-night-i-dreamed-i-had-insomnia/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-28T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/05/28/when-alone-im-the-smartest-person-in-the-room/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-05-28T17:15:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/01/ive-tried-all-the-early-bird-specials/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-01T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/01/ill-bet-you-a-dollar-you-read-this/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-01T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/01/i-want-to-supply-my-own-questions/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-01T17:20:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/02/i-wasnt-late-today-i-was-early-for-tomorrow/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-02T17:00:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/02/yelling-is-the-only-exercise-i-get/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-02T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/03/my-get-up-and-go-got-up-and-went/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-03T17:00:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/03/i-cant-even-afford-a-poorboy-sandwich/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-03T17:15:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/03/im-on-a-hunger-strike-in-between-meals/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-03T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/04/woody-is-nothing-without-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-04T16:59:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/04/id-be-better-off-without-this-guy/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-04T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/07/blackboard-is-a-free-agent/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-07T17:00:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/07/my-best-friends-are-imaginary/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-07T17:15:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/07/ive-tested-positive-for-geneius/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-07T17:19:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/08/donuts-make-the-best-bracelets/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-08T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/08/man-at-work/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-08T17:15:51-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/08/ath-scoring-is-as-legit-as-the-wwe/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-08T17:20:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/09/i-might-flip-but-i-wont-flop/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-09T17:00:16-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/09/wanna-do-something-im-board/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-09T17:15:01-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/09/i-use-lead-based-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-09T17:20:34-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/10/i-fought-chuck-norris-and-it-was-pretty-much-a-draw/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-10T17:00:07-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/10/id-win-everyday-if-i-was-the-only-panelist/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-10T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/10/i-should-have-worn-a-helmet-in-little-league/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-10T17:20:48-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/11/sit-back-and-enjoy-the-chaos/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-11T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/11/a-well-done-medium-is-rare/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/11/the-internet-is-now-closed-please-log-off/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-11T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/14/just-because-its-a-well-known-fact-doesnt-mean-its-true/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/14/if-i-agreed-with-you-wed-both-be-wrong/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/15/every-show-is-the-dawn-of-a-new-error/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/15/now-is-not-a-good-time-to-annoy-me/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/15/my-mom-thinks-im-at-the-library-every-day-during-this-show/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-15T17:20:43-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/16/this-space-left-intentionally-blank/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/16/you-cant-fall-off-the-floor/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/21/you-cant-steal-2nd-with-your-foot-on-1st/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-06-21T17:00:49-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/21/either-i-get-what-i-want-or-i-change-my-mind/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/23/trespassers-will-be-hugged/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/23/beware-of-good-dog/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/23/please-leave-on-your-shoes/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/24/keep-out-or-you-will-be-let-in/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/25/two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-three-lefts-do/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/25/whoever-said-nothing-is-impossible-never-tried/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/06/28/in-order-to-be-somebody-you-must-first-be-yourself/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/06/if-you-cant-learn-to-do-it-well-learn-to-enjoy-doing-it-badly/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-06T17:00:52-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/06/abandon-the-search-for-truth-settle-for-a-good-fantasy/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-06T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/06/you-cannot-achieve-the-impossible-without-attempting-the-absurd/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-06T17:20:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/07/im-objective-i-object-to-everything/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-07T17:00:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/07/the-ultimate-reason-is-because/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-07T17:15:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/07/its-not-what-you-say-in-your-argument-its-how-loud-you-say-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-07T17:20:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/08/new-king-james-version-revealed-tonight/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-08T17:00:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/08/new-jersey-nyets-dead-yet-way-outlaws-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-08T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/09/everything-i-need-to-know-i-got-from-gilligans-island/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-09T17:00:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/09/i-loved-lovey-more-than-ginger-and-mary-ann/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-09T17:15:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/09/im-more-like-the-professor-than-the-skipper/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-09T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/12/live-teddy-bears-are-the-best/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-12T17:00:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/12/i-can-handle-pain-until-it-hurts/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-12T17:15:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/12/if-money-cant-buy-happiness-i-guess-youll-just-have-to-rent-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-12T17:20:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/14/ordinary-people-live-and-learn-i-just-live/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-14T17:00:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/14/keep-talking-i-always-yawn-when-im-listening/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-14T17:15:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/15/in-my-family-tree-im-the-sap/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-15T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/15/never-turn-your-back-on-a-charging-turtle/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-15T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/15/never-get-in-a-spitting-contest-with-a-llama/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-15T17:20:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/16/d-j-s-mix-it-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-16T17:00:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/16/im-sorry-you-have-to-see-me-like-this/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-16T17:15:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/16/dont-listen-to-me-i-am-confused/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-16T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/26/panic-now-and-avoid-the-rush/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-26T17:00:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/26/i-dont-lie-cheat-or-stealunnecessarily/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-26T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/26/since-i-gave-up-hope-i-feel-much-better/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-26T17:20:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/27/the-muting-will-continue-until-morale-improves/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-27T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/27/mute-if-you-love-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-27T17:15:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/28/tony-mutes-due-to-a-lack-of-social-graces/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-28T17:00:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/28/the-mute-is-the-highest-form-of-disrespect/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-28T17:15:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/28/10339-career-mutes/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-28T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/29/what-happened-to-humpty-dumpty-was-not-an-accident/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-29T17:00:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/07/29/chicken-little-was-the-victim-of-fowl-play/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-07-29T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/02/the-rabbit-lost-to-the-tortoise-by-a-hare/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-02T17:00:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/02/only-elephants-should-wear-ivory/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-02T17:15:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/02/lifes-too-short-to-feel-guilty/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-02T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/03/im-paid-weekly-very-weakly/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-03T17:00:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/03/money-is-the-root-of-all-evil-im-ok-with-evil/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-03T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/03/im-so-broke-i-cant-even-pay-attention/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-03T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/04/if-you-can-read-this-thank-your-teacher/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-04T17:00:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/04/its-as-bad-as-you-think-and-they-are-out-to-get-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-04T17:15:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/05/dont-laugh-someday-ill-be-in-charge/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-05T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/05/my-only-domestic-quality-is-that-i-live-in-a-house/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-05T17:14:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/06/i-shop-like-a-bull-i-charge-everything/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-06T17:00:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/06/can-i-pay-my-visa-off-with-my-library-card/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-06T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/09/magic-is-a-vanishing-art/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-09T17:00:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/09/old-magicians-never-die-they-just-disappear/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-09T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/09/lefties-have-rights-too/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-09T17:20:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/10/2-of-the-voices-in-my-head-dont-speak-english/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-10T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/10/i-never-ever-speak-in-absolutes/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-10T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/11/chalkboard-shut-down-until-woody-wins-335/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-11T17:00:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/11/send-complaints-to-athespn-com/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-11T17:15:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/11/closed-until-further-notice/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-11T17:20:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/13/werewolves-are-real-dracula-told-me-so/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-13T17:00:12-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/13/can-i-use-my-double-points-coupon-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-13T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/13/i-was-behind-when-i-showed-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-13T17:20:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/18/the-weather-is-here-wish-you-were-beautiful/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-18T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/18/i-dont-know-i-dont-care-and-it-doesnt-matter-anyway/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-18T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/19/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-19T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/19/just-say-no-to-innuendo/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-19T17:15:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/19/dont-look-at-me-in-that-tone-of-voice/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-19T17:20:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/30/when-i-want-your-opinion-ill-give-it-to-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-30T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/30/if-youre-looking-for-me-i-just-left/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-30T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/30/if-your-phone-doesnt-ring-its-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-30T17:20:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/31/nursery-rhymes-confuse-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-31T17:00:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/08/31/i-do-my-daily-exercises-weekly/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-08-31T17:15:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/01/well-all-get-along-fine-as-soon-as-you-realize-im-right/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-01T17:00:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/01/ive-never-understood-decimals-i-cant-see-the-point/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-01T17:15:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/01/the-difference-between-genius-and-stupidity-is-that-genius-has-its-limits/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-01T17:20:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/02/i-dont-have-an-attitude-i-have-a-personality-you-cant-handle/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-02T17:00:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/02/it-matters-not-whether-you-win-or-lose-it-matters-whether-or-not-i-win-or-lose/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-02T17:15:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/03/when-in-doubt-mumble-when-in-trouble-delegate-when-in-charge-ponder/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-03T17:00:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/03/a-diamond-is-forever-the-payments-are-longer/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-03T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/03/the-way-i-keep-looking-young-is-by-hanging-out-with-old-people/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-03T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/07/mr-1500/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-07T17:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/07/tim-816-bill-684-1500/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-07T17:15:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/07/1500-down-8973-togo/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-07T17:20:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/08/after-four-karate-lessons-i-can-now-break-a-board-with-my-cast/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-08T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/08/i-never-repeat-gossip-so-you-better-listen-the-first-time/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-08T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/08/i-walk-everywhere-for-my-health-but-i-never-find-it/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-08T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/09/dont-let-your-mind-wander-its-too-small-to-be-let-out-alone/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-09T17:00:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/09/hes-really-tough-he-went-to-reform-school-on-scholarship/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-09T17:15:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/09/too-much-love-is-not-even-enough/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-09T17:20:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/10/i-installed-my-dvr-myself-now-i-get-movies-on-my-vaccum/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-10T17:00:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/10/of-course-i-dont-look-busy-i-got-it-right-the-first-time/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-10T17:15:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/10/i-asked-my-assistant-to-take-a-letter-he-picked-r/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-10T17:20:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/13/to-err-is-human-to-admit-it-isnt/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-13T17:00:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/13/youre-stressed-when-you-can-hear-mimes/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-13T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/13/if-you-want-to-know-the-value-of-money-try-to-borrow-some/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-13T17:20:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/14/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-quit/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-14T17:00:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/14/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-try-management/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-14T17:15:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/14/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-get-a-job-on-this-show/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-14T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/15/never-invest-in-anything-that-eats-or-needs-repairing/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-15T17:00:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/15/things-equal-to-nothing-else-are-equal-to-each-other/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-15T17:15:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/16/my-opinions-may-have-changed-but-not-the-fact-that-im-right/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-16T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/16/no-matter-what-goes-wrong-theres-always-someone-who-knew-it-would/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-16T17:15:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/16/beware-the-fury-of-the-patient-panelist/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-16T17:20:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/17/accountant-someone-who-knows-the-cost-of-everything-and-the-value-of-nothing/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-17T17:00:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/17/consultant-a-person-who-takes-your-watch-and-tells-you-the-time/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-17T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/20/lawyer-a-person-who-writes-a-10000-word-document-called-a-brief/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-20T17:00:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/20/professor-a-person-who-talks-in-someone-elses-sleep/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-20T17:15:54-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2010-09-20T17:20:48-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/21/why-are-there-5-syllables-in-monosyllabic/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-21T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2010-09-21T17:15:48-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/21/the-cynics-are-right-eleven-out-of-ten-times/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/22/being-muted-is-time-well-spent/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-22T17:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/22/plaschke-actually-thinks-hes-cool/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-22T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2010-09-22T17:20:21-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/23/the-less-we-know-the-longer-the-explanation/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-23T17:00:05-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/23/cowlishaw-is-just-doing-a-weird-al-parody-of-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-23T17:15:25-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/23/if-the-sky-is-the-limit-then-what-is-space/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-23T17:20:56-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/24/a-synonym-is-a-word-you-use-when-you-cant-spell-the-other-one/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/27/now-using-hd-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-27T17:00:21-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/27/count-my-pores/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-27T17:15:09-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2010-09-27T17:20:29-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/28/dont-bother-me-im-living-happily-ever-after/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-28T17:00:03-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/28/98-of-the-time-im-right-why-worry-about-the-other-half/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-28T17:15:11-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/28/national-sarcasm-society-like-we-need-your-support/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-28T17:20:04-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/29/if-stupidity-was-music-id-be-a-one-man-band/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-29T17:00:21-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/29/thats-a-nice-suit-tony-who-shines-it-for-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-29T17:15:37-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/29/historian-an-unsuccessful-novelist/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-29T17:20:37-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/30/legend-a-lie-that-has-the-dignity-of-age/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-30T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/30/judge-a-law-student-who-marks-his-own-papers/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-09-30T17:15:06-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/09/30/money-doesnt-talk-it-goes-without-saying/</loc>
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<lastmod>2010-10-01T17:00:53-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/01/when-i-put-my-ear-to-a-conch-shell-i-hear-ath/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/01/the-fact-that-no-one-understands-you-doesnt-mean-youre-an-artist/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/04/i-used-to-be-a-proofreader-for-a-skywriting-company/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/05/eat-1-live-toad-first-thing-in-the-morning-and-nothing-worse-will-happen-to-you-for-the-rest-of-the-day/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/05/how-come-slow-down-and-slow-up-mean-the-same-thing/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-05T17:15:11-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/05/not-afraid-of-heights-afraid-of-widths/</loc>
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<lastmod>2010-10-06T17:00:15-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/06/i-like-to-leave-messages-before-the-beep/</loc>
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<lastmod>2010-10-06T17:20:20-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/07/im-moving-to-mars-next-week-so-if-you-have-any-boxes/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-07T17:00:42-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/07/i-bought-some-powdered-water-but-dont-know-what-to-add/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-07T17:20:37-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/08/if-stupidity-was-music-this-show-would-be-the-band/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-08T17:00:34-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/08/who-am-i-calling-stupid-good-question-whats-your-name/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-08T17:15:53-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/08/money-cant-buy-everything-but-then-again-neither-can-no-money/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-08T17:20:35-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/11/youre-not-yourself-today-tony-i-noticed-the-improvement-immediately/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-11T17:00:07-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/11/when-im-finally-holding-all-the-cards-why-does-everyone-decide-to-play-chess/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-11T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/11/thousands-have-lived-without-love-not-one-without-ath/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-11T17:20:10-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/12/my-mind-works-like-lightning-one-brilliant-flash-and-its-gone/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-12T17:00:26-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/12/bill-sounds-reasonable-i-think-its-time-to-up-my-medication/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-12T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/13/i-finally-got-my-head-together-and-now-my-body-is-falling-apart/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/13/how-can-there-be-self-help-groups/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/14/its-easier-to-get-older-than-to-get-wiser/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-14T17:00:36-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/14/thank-you-tony-were-all-refreshed-and-challenged-by-your-unique-point-of-view/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-10-14T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/14/im-busy-can-i-ignore-you-another-time/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/15/how-come-we-say-tunafish-but-not-beefmammal-or-chickenbird/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/15/im-not-as-bad-as-people-say-im-much-worse/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/19/im-validating-my-inherent-distrust-of-strangers/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/19/i-like-your-approach-now-let-me-see-your-departure/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/10/20/a-sharp-tongue-does-not-mean-you-have-a-keen-mind/</loc>
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<lastmod>2010-11-22T17:20:01-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/23/what-am-i-flypaper-for-freaks/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-11-23T17:00:57-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/23/how-about-never-is-never-good-for-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-11-23T17:15:35-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/23/i-dont-work-here-im-a-consultant/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-11-23T17:20:39-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/24/tony-loves-the-gizzards/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/24/thanksgiving-not-a-good-day-to-be-my-stomach/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/24/im-thankful-for-todays-352nd-win/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/29/anagram-day-the-eyes-they-see/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/29/dormitory-dirty-room/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-11-29T17:15:43-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/30/i-know-an-archeologist-whose-career-is-in-ruins/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-11-30T17:00:28-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/30/yawn-an-honest-opinion-openly-expressed/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-11-30T17:15:59-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/11/30/nothing-lasts-forever-except-a-bad-ath/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/01/my-whole-purpose-in-life-is-to-serve-as-a-warning-to-others/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/02/what-should-i-get-tony-for-the-holidays-wpaigedenverpost-com/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/02/dont-worry-about-gift-suggestions-for-plaschke-he-gets-a-toupee/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/02/appreciate-me-now-and-avoid-the-rush/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/03/what-do-you-call-bears-without-ears-b/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/03/bad-breath-is-better-than-no-breath-at-all/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/06/in-case-of-emergency-speak-in-cliches/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/06/poets-have-been-curiously-silent-about-cheese/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-06T17:15:22-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/06/if-you-put-the-and-irs-together-it-spells-theirs/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/07/who-copyrighted-the-copyright-system/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-07T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/07/does-the-name-pavlov-ring-a-bell/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-07T17:15:03-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/08/when-in-doubt-do-what-i-do-mumble/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/08/the-older-i-get-the-better-i-was/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/10/a-plateau-is-a-high-form-of-flattery/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-10T17:00:21-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/10/to-write-with-a-broken-pencil-is-pointless/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/13/at-my-age-the-happy-hour-is-a-nap/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/14/my-mind-not-only-wanders-it-sometimes-totally-disappears/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/14/why-is-there-an-expiration-day-on-sour-cream/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/15/i-have-a-keen-sense-of-rumor/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/15/its-wrong-to-ever-split-an-infinitive/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/15/some-mistakes-are-to-much-fun-too-make-only-once/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/17/ive-said-it-a-million-times-i-do-not-exaggerate/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-17T17:00:03-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/17/osha-mandate-recall-all-mute-buttons/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-17T17:15:40-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/17/sometimes-i-dont-even-understand-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-17T17:20:44-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/21/jackie-jemele-the-two-dr-js/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/21/my-mediocre-is-better-than-plaschkes-best/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/21/i-have-a-lot-of-time-on-my-hands-when-i-wear-two-watches/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-21T17:20:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/22/i-went-to-school-before-there-was-history-to-study/</loc>
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</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/22/cowlishaws-best-moments-are-when-hes-muted/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-22T17:15:03-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/22/i-never-get-my-mix-all-talked-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-22T17:20:34-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/24/wuddy-the-elf/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-24T17:00:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/24/not-now-artic-puffin/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-24T17:15:02-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2010/12/24/hes-an-angry-elf/</loc>
<lastmod>2010-12-24T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/03/welcome-to-december-34th-2010/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/03/new-year-same-old-sh-ow/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-03T17:15:10-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/04/i-made-10-resolutions/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-04T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/04/my-teachers-did-the-best-they-could/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-04T17:15:46-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/04/my-teachers-never-had-a-chance/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-04T17:20:04-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/05/dont-eat-the-mussels-in-brussels-or-the-red-beans-in-new-orleans/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-05T17:00:43-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/05/dont-eat-the-turkey-legs-in-turkey-or-the-deli-in-new-delhi/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-05T17:15:59-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/05/dont-eat-the-cow-in-moscow-or-the-bull-in-instanbul/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-05T17:20:58-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/07/i-can-beat-plaschke-even-when-im-not-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-07T17:00:04-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/07/my-crystal-ball-says-the-ouija-board-is-fake/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-07T17:15:53-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/07/how-does-non-stick-coating-stick-to-frying-pans/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-07T17:20:34-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/10/i-would-score-more-points-if-i-understood-the-questions/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/10/i-can-recite-backwards-all-28-numbers-of-the-alphabet/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-10T17:15:17-05:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/10/my-failures-are-only-exceeded-by-my-mistakes/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/11/reali/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-01-11T17:20:57-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/12/im-board-and-hanging-by-a-thread/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/12/fishing-is-addictive-you-can-get-hooked/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/12/my-failures-are-only-exceeded-by-my-mistakes-2/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/01/14/if-you-cant-do-something-right-do-it-yourself/</loc>
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<lastmod>2011-02-04T17:15:58-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/07/if-i-agree-with-cowlishaw-we-both-must-be-wrong/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-07T17:00:43-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/07/buy-one-dog-get-one-flea/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-07T17:15:38-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/07/an-expert-farmer-is-outstanding-in-his-field/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-07T17:20:08-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/08/sorry-about-what-happens-later/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-08T17:00:05-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/08/any-way-we-can-speed-this-up-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-08T17:15:39-05:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/08/for-sale-host-cheap/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-08T17:20:34-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/09/my-circle-of-trust/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-09T17:00:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/09/goodest-spourts-riter/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-09T17:15:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/09/this-is-my-clone/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-09T17:20:21-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/10/poets-and-pigs-are-only-appreciated-after-their-deaths/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-10T17:00:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/10/i-know-karate-and-2-other-japanese-words/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-10T17:15:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/11/just-be-glad-im-not-your-kid/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-11T17:00:20-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/11/how-do-i-block-you-in-real-life/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-11T17:15:29-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/16/zombies-want-me-for-my-brain/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-16T17:00:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/16/being-awesome-has-its-disadvantages/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-16T17:15:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/16/as-a-matter-of-fact-the-world-does-revolve-around-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-16T17:20:36-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/17/i-never-finish-anyth/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-17T17:00:57-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/17/quit-while-youre-ah/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-17T17:15:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/18/tony-is-either-charming-or-tedious/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-18T17:00:51-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/18/of-all-the-animals-tony-is-the-most-unmanageable/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-18T17:15:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/18/im-cooler-than-anyone-not-here/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-18T17:20:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/21/whens-vice-presidents-day/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-21T17:00:12-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/21/washington-is-the-only-president-who-didnt-blame-the-previous-admin/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-21T17:15:50-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/22/the-best-argument-is-that-which-seems-merely-an-explanation/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-22T17:00:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/22/discussion-is-an-exchange-of-knowledge-argument-an-exchange-of-information/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-22T17:15:00-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/22/the-person-who-sees-both-sides-of-a-question-sees-nothing-at-all/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-22T17:20:03-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/23/i-often-quote-myself-it-adds-credibility-to-my-argument/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-23T17:00:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/23/people-who-go-camping-are-really-intense/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-23T17:15:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/23/off-balance-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-23T17:20:43-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/24/if-you-can-read-this-youre-too-close-to-the-tv-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-24T17:00:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/24/im-feeling-upside-down-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-24T17:15:08-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/02/24/gnihtyreve-smees-drawkcab/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-02-24T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/02/crossword/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-02T17:00:06-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/02/hangman/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-02T17:15:20-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/02/jumble/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-02T17:20:22-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/03/caution-be-careful-of-false/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-03T17:00:24-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/03/beware-freedom-of-speech/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-03T17:15:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/03/i-wish-to-report-the-strange-disappearance-of-my-hopes-and-dreams/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-03T17:20:04-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/04/sports-writers-are-easy-to-get-along-with-if-you-like-children/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-04T17:00:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/04/the-cure-for-writers-cramp-is-writers-block/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-04T17:15:36-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/07/if-you-cant-annoy-somebody-theres-little-purpose-of-being-on-this-show/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-07T17:00:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/07/criticism-comes-easier-than-craftsmanship/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-07T17:15:01-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/07/im-proud-to-say-im-a-humble-person/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-07T17:20:45-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/09/i-thank-my-lucky-stars-im-not-superstitious/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-09T17:00:51-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/09/i-never-know-how-much-of-what-i-say-is-true/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-09T17:15:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/09/marilyn-monroe-once-asked-me-out-i-was-in-her-room/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-09T17:20:58-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/10/never-look-back-unless-youre-planning-to-go-that-way-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-10T17:00:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/10/never-kick-a-man-when-youre-down/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-10T17:15:23-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/10/nothing-improves-my-memory-more-than-trying-to-forget/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-10T17:20:11-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/14/theres-no-future-in-time-travel/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-14T17:00:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/14/i-wear-the-brains-in-the-family/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-14T17:15:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/16/crazy-is-a-relative-term-in-my-family/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-16T17:00:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/16/about-as-subtle-as-a-flying-brick/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-16T17:15:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/21/chalkboards-bracket-rules/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-21T17:00:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/21/chalkboard-doesnt-pick-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-21T17:15:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/21/chalkboard-beating-5-million-humans/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-21T17:20:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/23/mediocrity-is-my-comfort-zone/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-23T17:00:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/23/reali-mutes-ambidextrously/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-23T17:15:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/23/what-do-sheep-count-when-they-want-to-fall-asleep/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-23T17:20:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/24/suburbia/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-24T17:00:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/24/jemele-is-not-king-of-the-hill/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-24T17:15:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/24/the-entire-worlds-a-stage/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-24T17:20:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/28/my-bracket-is-chalk-suey/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-28T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/28/it-is-not-my-fault/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-28T17:15:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/29/i-almost-had-a-psychic-girlfriend/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-29T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/29/the-sooner-you-fall-behind/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-29T17:15:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/03/29/i-didnt-lose-my-mind-i-sold-it-on-ebay-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-03-29T17:20:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/11/3-reasons-i-will-win-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-11T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/11/violinists-dont-work-they-just-fiddle-around/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-11T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/11/i-wear-2-watches-so-i-will-have-more-time-on-my-hands/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-11T17:20:12-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/12/love-by-some-hated-by-many/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-12T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/12/normal-people-worry-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-12T17:15:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/12/cleverly-disguised-as-a-responsible-adult-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-12T17:20:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/13/never-at-a-loss-for-words/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-13T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/13/i-only-make-up-stats/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-13T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/13/i-just-finished-a-2-week-diet/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-13T17:20:39-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/15/its-not-whether-you-win-or-lose-but-how-you-place-the-blame/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-15T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/15/we-have-enough-youth-how-about-a-fountain-of-smart-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-15T17:15:01-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2011-04-15T17:20:53-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/18/can-you-tell-i-do-daily-brain-exercises/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-18T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/18/if-my-talk-confuses-you-you-should-try-being-in-my-head-for-a-day/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-18T17:15:19-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/18/i-complement-my-flimsy-arguments-with-bad-delivery/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-18T17:20:57-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/19/my-life-has-been-influenced-more-by-play-doh-than-plato/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-19T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/19/bob-ryan-writes-his-columns-on-an-etch-a-sketch/</loc>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/20/those-who-think-they-know-everything-annoy-those-of-us-that-do/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-20T17:00:23-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/20/sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones-and-it-hurts/</loc>
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<lastmod>2011-04-22T17:00:12-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/22/face-time-should-be-1-second-x-winners-age/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-22T17:15:11-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/22/i-didnt-lose-i-just-ran-out-of-wit/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-22T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/25/i-could-skip-the-1st-round-and-still-beat-todays-panel/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-25T17:00:07-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/25/plaschke-doesnt-even-know-what-face-time-means/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-25T17:15:26-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/25/look-up-for-inspiration/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-25T17:20:25-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/26/everyone-in-life-has-a-purpose-even-if-its-to-serve-as-a-bad-example/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-26T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/26/they-say-the-truth-will-set-you-free/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-26T17:15:51-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/27/im-sugar-and-and-everything-nice-if-you-wanna-mess-with-me-you-better-think-twice/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-27T17:00:17-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/27/sarcasm-loading-please-wait/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-27T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2011-04-28T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/28/just-pretend-im-not-here-thats-what-im-doing/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-28T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/04/28/id-be-a-morning-person-if-it-didnt-start-so-early-in-the-day/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-04-28T17:20:54-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2011-04-29T17:00:00-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2011-04-29T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
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<lastmod>2011-04-29T17:20:00-04:00</lastmod>
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<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/12/23/christmas-isnt-just-a-day-its-a-frame-of-mind/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-12-23T17:15:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/12/23/well-its-cold-outside-a-mans-gotta-do-something-to-keep-warm/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-12-23T17:20:46-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/12/26/cheers-to-a-new-year-and-another-chance-for-us-to-get-it-right/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-12-26T17:00:34-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2011/12/26/may-all-your-troubles/</loc>
<lastmod>2011-12-26T17:15:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/03/duct-tape-fixes-everything/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-03T17:00:29-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/03/many-people-look-forward/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-03T17:15:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/03/it-wouldnt-be-new-years-if-i-didnt-have-regrets/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-03T17:20:38-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/04/i-deserve-to-be-in-the-spotlight-this-year/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-04T17:00:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/04/im-not-famous-im-just-in-the-spotlight-more-than-him/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-04T17:15:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/06/vegas-says-i-have-a-1-chance-to-win-today/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-06T17:00:37-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/06/i-never-liked-a-man-i-didnt-meet/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-06T17:15:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/06/i-can-walk-the-walk-and-chalk-the-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-06T17:20:24-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/09/tremendous/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-09T17:00:50-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/09/stay-tuned-for-my-scoring-record/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-09T17:15:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/09/im-still-going-to-do-it-believe/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-09T17:20:12-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/10/new-all-time-scoring-leader/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-10T17:00:01-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/10/has-scored-more-than-any-other-ath-panelist/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-10T17:15:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/11/i-just-finished-returning-all-my-christmas-gifts/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-11T17:00:25-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/11/no-more-gift-cards-just-send-cash/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-11T17:15:20-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/13/not-propaganda/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-13T17:00:51-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/13/keep-left/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-13T17:15:38-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/13/stop-here-on-mute/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-13T17:20:15-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/17/stay-tuned/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-17T17:00:27-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/17/invisible/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-17T17:15:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/18/i-like-vanna-better/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-18T17:00:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/18/clean-as-a-whistle/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-18T17:15:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/20/many-days-take-build-rome/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-20T17:00:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/20/bigger-harder-fall/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-20T17:15:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/20/every-man-price-mine-3-99/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-20T17:20:29-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/23/this-is-my-brain/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-23T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/23/beggers-cant-be-choosers/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-23T17:15:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/23/if-you-dont-believe-me-i-made-it-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-23T17:20:20-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/24/im-just-the-boy-that-tweeted-wolf/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-24T17:00:28-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/24/karaoke-is-a-window-to-the-soul/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-24T17:15:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/24/give-me-face-time-or-give-me-cheeseburgers/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-24T17:20:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/25/bob-ryan-and-i-are-reprising-our-roles-on-the-muppets/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-25T17:00:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/25/zombies-eat-brains/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-25T17:15:10-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/25/all-sports-are-fantasy-sports-with-this-body/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-25T17:20:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/27/youre-pointless/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-27T17:00:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/27/dont-be-square/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-27T17:15:00-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/30/ive-got-your-back/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-30T17:00:24-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/30/the-only-thing-we-have-to-fear-is-fear-itself-and-mutes/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-30T17:15:43-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/30/cool-story-bro-tell-it-again/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-30T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/31/i-got-rid-of-my-headache/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-31T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/31/im-your-wing-man/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-31T17:15:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/01/31/pong-is-still-the-best-game/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-01-31T17:20:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/01/either-you-agree-with-me-or-youre-wrong/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-01T17:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/01/forgive-bomani/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-01T17:15:04-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/01/id-rather-be-alone/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-01T17:20:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/03/coming-up/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-03T17:00:14-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/03/3-ripe-avacodos/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-03T17:15:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/03/salt-pepper-to-taste/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-03T17:20:33-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/06/im-available-for-4-difficult-payments-of-19-99/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-06T17:00:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/06/someone-said-i-sound-like-an-owl/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-06T17:15:32-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/06/i-went-from-liking-air-supply-to-needing-air-supply/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-06T17:20:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/07/why-are-they-called-stands-when-theyre-made-for-sitting/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-07T17:00:26-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/07/everything-can-be-filed-under-miscellaneous/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-07T17:15:11-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/07/what-concert-costs-45-cents/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-07T17:20:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/08/400-is-a-harshad-number/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-08T17:00:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/08/400-is-the-square-of-20/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-08T17:15:27-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/08/a-circle-is-divided-into-400-grads/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-08T17:20:29-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/10/now-that-i-know-all-the-answers/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-10T17:00:15-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/10/an-unemployed-court-jester-is-nobodys-fool/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-10T17:15:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/21/never-forget/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-21T17:00:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/21/medicine-is-the-best-medicine/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-21T17:15:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/22/when-fish-are-in-schools-they-sometimes-take-debate/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-22T17:00:27-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/22/those-who-get-too-big-for-their-britches/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-22T17:15:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/23/somedays-you-eat-the-bear/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-23T17:00:24-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/23/warning-mouth-operates-faster-than-brain/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-23T17:15:54-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/23/its-my-time-to-shine/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-23T17:20:43-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/27/3-time-academy-award-winner/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-27T17:00:18-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/27/won-an-oscar-last-night-for-best-facetime/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-27T17:15:38-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/28/efficiency-is-intelligent-laziness/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-28T17:00:15-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/28/a-man-is-known-by-the-company-he-avoids/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-28T17:15:54-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/28/the-early-bird-gets-the-worm-the-early-dog-gets-the-bird/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-28T17:20:22-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/29/i-dont-just-bring-meat-i-bring-kobe-beef/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-29T17:00:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/29/i-like-my-steak-tartare-well-done/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-29T17:15:22-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/02/29/after-k-b-talks-theres-still-meat-left-on-that-bone/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-02-29T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/01/youre-welcome-chalkboard-industry/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-01T17:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/01/now-might-be-a-good-time-to-buy-stock-in-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-01T17:15:48-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/06/i-prefer-fat-tuesday/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-06T17:00:19-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/06/nails/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-06T17:15:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/06/yes-i-want-guacamole/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-06T17:20:11-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/07/without-the-chalkboard-woody-is-nothing/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-07T17:00:02-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/07/without-tony-this-show-is-something/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-07T17:15:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/07/without-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-07T17:20:42-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/08/im-almost-out-of-cha/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-08T17:00:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/08/found-some/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-08T17:15:47-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/09/when-youre-board-with-your-budget-you-run-out-of-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-09T17:00:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/09/my-imaginary-friend-thinks-tony-has-serious-problems/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-09T17:15:44-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/09/shut-your-mouth-when-you-talk-to-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-09T17:20:20-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/12/bracket/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-12T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/12/f-n-h-th-s-nt-ce/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-12T17:15:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/12/im-the-next-big-thing/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-12T17:20:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/13/teiam-player/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-13T17:00:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/13/you-me-bracket/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-13T17:15:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/14/warning-i-do-stupid-things/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-14T17:00:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/14/im-a-ninja/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-14T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/14/i-pay-no-attention-to-the-horn/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-14T17:20:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/20/this-board-is-also-an-accurate-topographical/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-20T17:00:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/20/my-bracket-is-in-worse-shape-than-my-abs/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-20T17:15:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/20/gravy-is-an-underrated-condiment/</loc>
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</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/21/im-not-saying-youre-paranoid-but-everyone-knows-you-are/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-21T17:00:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/21/fancy-pants/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-21T17:15:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/21/hug-your-local-chalkboard/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-21T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/22/honk-if-you-love-the-chalkboard/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-22T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/22/my-chalkboard-is-smarter-than-your-honor-student/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-03-22T17:15:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/22/dont-talk-to-me-im-arguing/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/23/why-does-election-season-last-for-3-seasons/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/26/it-wasnt-a-lie-it-was-ineptitude-with-insufficient-cover/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/26/the-only-thing-worse-than-not-getting-what-you-want-is-someone-else-getting-it/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/26/if-you-dont-like-whats-being-said-change-the-conversation/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/27/if-rome-were-built-in-a-day-i-would-hire-that-contractor/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/27/tony-should-give-me-a-point-for-punctuation/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/27/i-am-even-more-handsome-if-you-watch-on-mute/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/28/you-must-be-this-tall-to-be-a-ath-champ/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/28/pithy-comment-goes-here/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/28/chickens-playing-basketball-flagrant-fowl/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/30/never-eat-a-powdered-donut-when-wearing-a-dark-suit/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/03/30/never-stand-between-a-dog-and-a-fire-hydrant/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/03/baby-on-board/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/03/tax-deduction/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/09/all-true-wisdom-is-found-on-this-board/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/10/pain-is-weakness-leaving-the-body/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/10/hi-i-dont-care-thanks-have-a-nice-day/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/10/thank-you-wikipedia/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/11/sure-let-me-drop-everything-and-work-on-your-problem/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/11/i-used-to-respect-my-elders-now-i-have-none-to-respect/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/13/restraint-is-good-in-moderation/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/13/snowmen-fall-from-the-sky-unassembled/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/16/dear-algebra/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/16/you-read-my-board/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/16/the-glass-is-always-full/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/17/sorry-for-shouting-yesterday/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/17/sorry-for-shouting-last-segment/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/17/im-just-a-sorry-person/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/18/can-we-have-class-outside-today/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/18/dinosaurs/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/18/if-you-dont-like-my-driving-stay-off-the-sidewalk/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/20/circle-of-trust/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-04-20T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/20/dont-interrupt-the-conversation-im-having-with-myself/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-04-20T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/20/im-gonna-invent-a-vaccine-for-stupid/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-04-20T17:20:40-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/23/im-up-and-out-of-bed-what-more-do-you-want/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-04-23T17:00:15-04:00</lastmod>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/23/id-rather-be-fighting-zombies/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/23/sorry-for-being-myself/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/25/im-not-getting-old-im-getting-awesome/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/25/i-put-ketchup-on-my-ketchup-2/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/30/jokes-about-german-sausage-are-the-wurst/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/30/i-e2-99-a5-working-nights-and-weekends/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/04/30/warning-hes-subject-to-spontaneous-outburst-of-song/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/01/i-tried-to-catch-some-fog-but-i-mist/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/02/i-used-to-be-a-banker-but-this-i-lost-interest/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/02/haunted-french-pancakes-give-me-the-crepes/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/02/i-got-a-job-at-a-bakery-because-i-kneaded-dough/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/04/england-has-no-kidney-bank-but-it-does-have-a-liverpool/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/04/never-trust-a-skinny-chef/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/07/know-a-good-chemistry-joke/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/08/they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-but-that-was-a-typo/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/08/the-shortest-answer-is-doing/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/08/man-dreads-fame-as-a-pig-dreads-fat/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/09/this-would-be-really-funny-if-it-werent-happening-to-me/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/09/the-only-joy-in-the-world-is-to-begin/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/05/14/the-ipaige-plays-45s-78s-in-stereo/</loc>
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<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/08/show-me-an-ath-loser-and-ill-show-you-bill-plaschkey/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-08T17:15:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/11/id-like-to-help-you-out-which-way-did-you-come-in/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-11T17:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/11/middle-age/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-11T17:15:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/11/if-you-cant-live-without-me-why-arent-you-dead-yet/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-11T17:20:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/13/ham-eggs/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-13T17:00:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/13/chuck-norris-frequently-donates-blood-red-cross-just-never-own/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-13T17:15:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/18/cowlishaw-didnt-like-beard-first-then-grew-him/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-18T17:00:53-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/18/i-theatrical-performance-puns-it-play-words/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-18T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/19/im-reading-book-anti-gravity-i-just-cant-put-down/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-19T17:00:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/19/im-reading-book-alexander-graham-bell-my-ears-keep-ringing/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-19T17:15:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/19/i-reading-book-history-glue-its-sticking/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-19T17:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/21/im-p-espn/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-21T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/21/theres-i-paige-reason/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-21T17:15:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/21/you-cant-spell-espn-without-pens/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-21T17:20:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/22/each-show-tony-makes-appreciate-dog-more/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-22T17:00:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/22/my-dog-outscore/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-22T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/25/woody-paige/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-25T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/25/tony-reali/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-25T17:15:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/25/tim-cowlishaw/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-25T17:20:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/26/i-changed-ipods-name-titanic-its-syncing-now/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-26T17:00:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/26/this-girl-said-recognized-vegetarian-club-id-never-met-herbivore/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-26T17:15:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/06/26/i-stayed-night-see-sun-went-then-dawned-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-06-26T17:20:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/06/im-silently-correcting-your-grammar/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-06T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/06/ive-stopped-listening-why-havent-you-stopped-talking/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-06T17:15:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/06/im-what-willis-was-talkin-bout/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-06T17:20:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/09/i-was-much-happier-being-in-denial/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-09T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/09/fake-karate-is-better-than-no-karate-at-all/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-09T17:15:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/10/non-flammable/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-10T17:00:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/10/a-a-a-a-a/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-10T17:15:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/10/im-not-childish/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-10T17:20:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/11/you-read-my-board-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-11T17:00:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/11/for-a-minute-there-you-bored-me-to-death/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-11T17:15:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/13/im-not-stubborn/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-13T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/13/dont-hate-what-you-cant-imitate/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-13T17:15:27-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/13/normal-is-boring/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-13T17:20:17-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/16/im-not-arguing/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-16T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/16/if-you-fall/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-16T17:15:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/18/some-people-read-boards-i-think-youre-one-of-them/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-18T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/18/im-so-adjective-i-verb-nouns-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-18T17:15:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/18/i-should-come-with-a-warning-label/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-18T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/23/i-mustache-you-a-question/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-23T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/23/you-couldnt-handle-me-even-if-i-came-with-instructions/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-23T17:15:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/24/half-the-lies-they-tell-about-me-arent-true/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-24T17:00:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/24/normal-is-boring-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-24T17:15:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/24/bad-decisions-make-good-stories-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-24T17:20:00-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/25/sorry-your-original-joke-was-made-200-times-on-twitter/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-25T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/25/youre-pointless-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-25T17:15:10-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/25/no-one-ignores-me-quite-the-way-tony-does/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-25T17:20:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/26/i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sound-of-how-epic-i-am-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-26T17:00:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/26/relax-im-harmless/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-26T17:15:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/26/dear-algebra-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-26T17:20:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/30/winning-the-ath-games/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-30T17:00:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/30/if-each-day-is-a-gift/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-30T17:15:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/30/time-is-precious/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-30T17:20:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/31/raisin-cookies/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-31T17:00:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/31/i-totally-take-back/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-31T17:15:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/07/31/i-cant-remember/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-07-31T17:20:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/01/dont-play-stupid-with-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-01T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/01/im-not-a-complete-idiot/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-01T17:15:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/01/the-next-time-you-think-youre-perfect-try-walking-on-water/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-01T17:20:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/02/hey-i-found-your-nose/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-02T17:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/02/i-keep-hitting-escape/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-02T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/02/be-yourself/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-02T17:20:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/03/the-noblest-of-dogs/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-03T17:00:04-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/03/spoiler-alert/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-03T17:15:59-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/06/two-horses-in-a-man-costume/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-06T17:00:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/06/imagine-there-were-no-hypothetical-situations-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-06T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/06/i-dont-like-me-either/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-06T17:20:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/07/whenever-i-find-the-key/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-07T17:00:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/07/ive-got-a-problem/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-07T17:15:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/08/i-hope-life-isnt-a-joke-because-i-dont-get-it-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-08T17:00:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/08/i-drive-way-too-fast/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-08T17:15:45-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/10/im-not-cheap/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-10T17:00:37-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/10/i-can-never-tell-when-i-run-out-of-invisible-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-10T17:15:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/10/if-you-are-truthful-you-will-have-as-much-gold-as-you-want/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-10T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/13/ambition-is-a-poor-excuse/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-13T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/13/when-im-not-in-my-right-mind/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-13T17:15:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/14/i-substitute-fast-reflexes/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-14T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/14/boycott-sham-poo/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-14T17:15:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/14/another-brilliant-mind/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-14T17:20:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/15/go-ahead-and-talk-to-me-my-day-was-ruined-anyway-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-15T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/15/what-is-it-about-buy-or-sell/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-15T17:15:50-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/15/stop-staring-at-me-when-im-invisible-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-15T17:20:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/17/be-yourself-2/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-17T17:00:25-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/17/be-yourself-3/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-17T17:15:16-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/27/my-dad-said/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-27T17:00:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/27/even-a-stopped-clock-is-right-twice-a-day/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-27T17:15:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/28/the-greatest-strength/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-28T17:00:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/28/dont-spend-all-your-money/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-28T17:15:48-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/28/hunger-is-the-best-sauce/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-28T17:20:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/29/talk-is-cheap/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-29T17:00:02-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/29/my-dog-attends-disobedience-school/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-29T17:15:15-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/29/my-dog-is-smarter-than-your-honor-student/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-29T17:20:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/31/do-you-prefer-cat-nip-or-cat-nap/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-31T17:00:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/31/cat-didnt-get-my-tongue-mute-did/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-31T17:15:32-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/08/31/my-cat-was-hit-by-a-car-and-now-shes-down-to-six-lives/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-08-31T17:20:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/04/im-here-because/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-04T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/04/i-have-a-masters-degree/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-04T17:15:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/05/what-are-the-cat-days-of-summer/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-05T17:00:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/05/im-14-in-dog-years/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-05T17:15:39-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/07/a-witty-saying-proves-nothing/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-07T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/07/id-humiliate-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-07T17:15:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/07/excuse-me-while-i-change-into-something-more-formidable/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-07T17:20:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/10/clockwood-orange/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-10T17:00:57-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/10/but-enough-of-words/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-10T17:15:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/11/due-to-recent-cutbacks/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-11T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/11/dear-tony/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-11T17:15:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/11/all-5-voices-in-my-head-say-cowlishaw-is-wrong/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-11T17:20:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/12/i-need-a-life/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-12T17:00:36-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/12/sometimes-i-need/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-12T17:15:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/13/a-few-beans-short-of-a-chili/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-13T17:00:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/13/a-few-chips-short-of-a-cookie/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-13T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/13/a-few-clues-shy-of-a-solution/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-13T17:20:56-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/18/a-guy-with-your-iq/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-18T17:00:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/18/a-sharp-tongue/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-18T17:15:42-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/18/catastrophic-success/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-18T17:20:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/19/as-an-outsider/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-19T17:00:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/19/they-say-its-mind-over-matter/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-19T17:15:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/19/youre-very-smart/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-19T17:20:03-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/20/dont-you-love-nature/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-20T17:00:40-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/20/dont-feel-bad/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-20T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/21/my-ath-records/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-21T17:00:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/21/he-can-think-without-moving-his-lips/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-21T17:15:35-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/25/krusty-clarabell-bozo/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-25T17:00:01-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/25/tony-i-found-an-endorsement-deal-for-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-25T17:15:43-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/25/im-going-to-memorize/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-25T17:20:07-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/27/in-the-land-of-the-witless-im-the-king/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-27T17:00:18-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/27/izzy-isnt-is-he/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-27T17:15:47-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/09/27/converse-with-any-plankton-lately/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-09-27T17:20:46-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/01/brains-arent-everything/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-01T17:00:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/01/cowlishaw-and-i-should-be-on-the-writers-cup/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-01T17:15:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/01/he-has-more-faces-than-ount-rushmore/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-01T17:20:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/04/hes-so-dense/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-04T17:00:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/04/i-heard-that-your-brother-was-an-only-child/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-04T17:15:14-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/04/has-the-iq-of-lint/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-04T17:20:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/05/of-all-two-hosts-on-this-show/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-05T17:00:09-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/05/people-say/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-05T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/05/youve-never-been-outspoken/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-05T17:20:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/08/i-understand-you-bill-but-nobody-else-does/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-08T17:00:30-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/08/i-hear-what-youre-saying/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-08T17:15:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/08/if-i-had-a-face-like-yours/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-08T17:20:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/11/ill-never-forget/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-11T17:00:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/11/if-you-dont-like/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-11T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/12/im-busy-now/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-12T17:00:26-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/12/a-sharp-tongue/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-12T17:15:13-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/12/youre-getting-on-my-nerves/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-12T17:20:23-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/15/someday-youll-go-far/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-15T17:00:28-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/15/the-only-thing-he-brought/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-15T17:15:22-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/18/i-hear-the-only-place/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-18T17:00:20-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/18/forgot-to-pay-his-brain-bill/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-18T17:15:54-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/18/everyone-is-gifted/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-18T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/19/if-you-stand-close-enough/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-19T17:00:21-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/19/hes-so-ugly/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-19T17:15:29-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/19/his-suitcase/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-19T17:20:33-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/22/if-fools-could-fly/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-22T17:00:55-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/22/if-brains-were-rain/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-22T17:15:31-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/22/if-i-said-anything-to-you/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-22T17:20:51-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/25/king-fu-panda/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-25T17:00:49-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/25/dont-think/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-25T17:15:05-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/25/go-ahead-tell-them/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-25T17:20:58-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/26/he-does-the-work-of-3-men/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-26T17:00:19-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/26/i-didnt-wanna-say-buy/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-26T17:15:08-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/26/im-a-victim-of-soicumstance/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-26T17:20:11-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/29/make-a-mental-note/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-29T17:00:52-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/29/make-somebody-happy/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-29T17:15:41-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/29/keep-talking-i-always-yawn/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-29T17:20:34-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/30/a-few-french-fries/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-30T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/30/a-few-birds-shy/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-30T17:15:44-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/10/30/a-few-ears-short-of-a-bushel/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-10-30T17:20:38-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/02/got-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-02T17:00:06-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/02/thank-you-for-10-years/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-02T17:15:24-04:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/05/sit-down-and-give-your-mind-a-rest/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-05T17:00:52-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/05/if-brains-were-dynamite/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-05T17:15:31-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/05/careful-now/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-05T17:20:28-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/06/if-youre-reading-this/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-06T17:00:06-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/06/i-strongly-encourage-you-to-vote-even-if-its-for-the-wrong-candidate/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-06T17:15:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/06/if-you-dont-vote-dont-come-crying-to-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-06T17:20:45-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/09/any-friend-of-yours/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-09T17:00:10-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/09/if-you-dont-like/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-09T17:15:04-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/09/youre-so-ugly/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-09T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/12/your-mouth-is-getting-too-big-for-your-muzzle/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-12T17:00:59-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/12/i-discovered-the-python-had-a-crush-on-me/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-12T17:15:40-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/15/hes-dark-and-handsome/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-15T17:00:03-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/15/i-worship-the-ground/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-15T17:15:29-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/15/your-argument-is-like-the-waves/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-15T17:20:25-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/16/moonlight-becomes-you-total-darkness-even-more/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-16T17:00:43-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/16/people-live-and-learn/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-16T17:15:33-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/19/before-you-came-along/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-19T17:00:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/19/now-go-away/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-19T17:15:52-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/21/a-door-open-is-ajar/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-21T17:00:18-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/21/that-chandelier-i-passed/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-21T17:15:30-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/21/ive-fallen-in-love-with-the-internet/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-21T17:20:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/26/i-would-tell-a-joke-about-pizza/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-26T17:00:55-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/26/if-intelligence-were-sunshine/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-26T17:15:13-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/26/im-a-contestant-on-a-reali-ty-show/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-26T17:20:58-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/27/mute-me-all-you-want/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-27T17:00:15-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/27/if-i-win-powerball/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-27T17:15:27-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/30/bad-spellers-of-the-world-untie/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-30T17:00:39-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/30/if-speech-is-really-free/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-30T17:15:49-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/11/30/i-thought-i-made-a-mistake/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-11-30T17:20:21-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/03/maybe-we-should-mute-tony/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-03T17:00:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/03/for-my-next-trick/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-03T17:15:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/03/you-have-to-learn/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-03T17:20:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/04/the-5-symptoms-of-laziness/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-04T17:00:17-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/04/failure-is-always-an-option/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-04T17:15:18-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/04/for-sale/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-04T17:20:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/05/whats-the-iphones-favorite-football-team/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-05T17:00:54-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/05/i-stole-the-iphone-5/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-05T17:15:51-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/10/chalkboreds-dont-have-spell-check/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-10T17:00:34-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/10/if-i-could-be-in-2-places/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-10T17:15:33-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/10/thank-me-im-welcome/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-10T17:20:36-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/12/in-golf-you-should-wear-2-pairs/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-12T17:00:09-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/12/if-i-could-talk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-12T17:15:16-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/12/i-reject-your-reality/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-12T17:20:37-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/14/i-bought-a-really-cool-shovel/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-14T17:00:52-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/14/if-youre-not-shore/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-14T17:15:21-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/20/the-best-defence/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-20T17:00:56-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/20/my-christmas-list-chalk/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-20T17:15:07-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/20/hi-ho-hi-ho/</loc>
<lastmod>2012-12-20T17:20:53-05:00</lastmod>
</url>
<url>
<loc>https://chalkboard.joshmadison.com/2012/12/21/the-3-stages/</loc>
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