Woody’s Chalkboards

ESPN wanted me to be normal for 23 years. Too late now.

Today’s Prediction:
I will be hot and sarcastic

“It was Paige and Paige only.”
— Toni Reali

“It was Paige and Paige only.”
— Curt Miller

I try to please two people every day.
This is not Tim’s and Bill’s day.

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw and Bill = Bill Plaschke, both panelists on the show

Call me, Ishmael.
I’ve got a whale of a story.

We love you, Woody
The GOAT

Note: Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic]

Trying retirement.
It’s not working

Note: Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic]

April Fools me twice shame on me

Note: Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic]

If life gives you nothing but lemons drink limeade.

I’m a 2,956-hit wonder.

2,956 shows without work-related injury except to my pride.

The best ATH panelists are those who say the least.

Opinion in this segment are like bread - wry and stale.

My eyes glazed over while looking at the donuts.

I just come here for the RC Cola and the Moon Pies.

Oh, yeah, Canada!

So glad we’re no longer doing ATH from a bomb shelter.

Duct tape can’t save Cowlishaw’s opinions.

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

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