The meaning of life?
The period between birth and death
The credit card company called me and said my bill was a year old. I said,
After exercising, I eat six doughnuts.
I don't exercise
Limbo champion walks into a bar…
I avoid clichés like the plague with every fiber of my being
Don’t underestimate me…
unless you’re trying to guess my age or weight
There are two types of people in this world:
Paisley Thursday is back
by despite popular demand
Shoutout Winners: @notfamouskyle'swife @ericstenske @hakeemfiz