Stop me if you’ve seen this chalkboard before
I speak loudly and carry a big shtick
Tony, don’t make me stop this car

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

No showdown today. I’m late for early buffet discount
I’m about to put “out of order” sticker on forehead and leave ATH for weekend
Because I’m old had to put bar in shower. Fully stocked
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I donut know what Krispy Kreme would do without glaze
Is Popeye’s chicken fried in olive oyl?
What if the early bird hates to eat worms?
You can stay on my lawn, but get off my back
Get off my lawn unless you want to mow it
Saw Imagine Dragons last night. Imagine how I’m draggin’ today
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Does sneeze guard really make us feel better about buffet line?
I thought “Goodwill Hunting” meant me shopping for clothes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Ten-ish

I’m a bank teller. I call banks and tell them stuff
Only you can control your narcissism.
You know what they say about cliffhangers…
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