Don’t send me puns. Toucan play at that game

Short psychic escapes prison.
Small medium at large

Dated a philosopher. She didn’t even know if I existed
Dated a woman who works at the zoo. She’s a keeper
My Google was Dewey Decimal System
Once in a great while someone amazing comes along. Here I am
I do crunches every day. Usually Nestle or Captain
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Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show [pic]

Was going to give Plaschke a nasty look today, but he already has one

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

In Canada 50 Cent is called 64 Cent
My blood type is B positive. Sarah’s is be negative

Note: Sarah = Sarah Spain, another panelist on the show

My dog was chasing a man on bike. I didn’t know Skippy owned a bike
At family potluck picnics I’m asked to bring paper towels
NBA Finals? Blah. I’m headed to my 5th straight showdown

I bless the rains down in Africa
– Toto
Ruff
– Toto

Land of the free because of the brave who served and died
Jokes about bad pole vaulters don’t seem to go over very well
To be frank, I’d have to change my name
The best thing about the good old days, is that I was never good or old
With great reflexes, comes great response ability
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