Surely, not everyone was kung-fu fighting
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on
Never ask a starfish for directions

Note: Drawing of a starfish [pic]

Stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundnacies
Sometimes I use words I don’t understand, so I can sound more photosynthesis
Never trust someone that is directing traffic in a hospital gown

bonded with
James Bond

Jason Bourne

If you’re having second thoughts you’re two ahead of most people.
I tried normal once. Worst three minutes of my life.
I have a dream that one day sailors won’t feel pressured to swear
Hide and seek champion

Note: drawing of big foot [pic]

It’s not difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later
I’m throwing a party for introverts, and no one is coming
I learn from mistakes from the people who take my advice
Excusez mon francais fries
Don’t tell me to do it


Hold onto your seat. I’m about to get real loud

Awesome and handsome both end with ‘me’…coincidence?
Me think not

Make mine an Arnold Palmer
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