Any port in a storm. Any porta-potty at a concert
I need new friend. I’m down to none
Memo to J.D. the ATH director: Nobody wants to see my pores
Why question the intentions of a road-crossing chicken?
My plant died. My other plant photosympathized
I have a license to carry plastic straws
I used to make a fortune selling tires. Those were the goodyears
If you can read this see your ophthalmologist
Note: Written with squiggly letters [pic]
Stop me if you’ve seen this chalkboard before
I speak loudly and carry a big shtick
Tony, don’t make me stop this car
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
No showdown today. I’m late for early buffet discount
I’m about to put “out of order” sticker on forehead and leave ATH for weekend
Because I’m old had to put bar in shower. Fully stocked
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I donut know what Krispy Kreme would do without glaze
Is Popeye’s chicken fried in olive oyl?
What if the early bird hates to eat worms?
You can stay on my lawn, but get off my back
Get off my lawn unless you want to mow it