Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have
The milk in my fridge is 2 weeks past its expiration date
The meaning of life?
The period between birth and death
The credit card company called me and said my bill was a year old. I said,
After exercising, I eat six doughnuts.
I don't exercise
Limbo champion walks into a bar…
I avoid clichés like the plague with every fiber of my being