I’ll admit, I’m not perfect, but what did the horse I rode in on do?
I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die.” I was surprised “yell for help” wasn’t on the list

My Bucket List

  1. 4 drumsticks
  2. 3 sides of mashed potatoes with gravy
  3. 6 biscuits

Woody’s Tip Of The Day:
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics

I was so poor I couldn’t pay attention. So I’m stupid, too
I’ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right any more. Even my birthday suit needs ironing
Words will open a lot of doors for you. Push and pull
I woudln’t be who I am if I wasn’t what I am
Yesterday, I screwed in a lightbulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
I love ATH viewers unconditionally, with a few conditions
Always remember to be nice to the people who have access to your toothbrush
Today, I broke my own personal record for most consecutive days lived
Full lunar eclipse of the blackboard


Solar eclipse phases


Don’t let the solar eclipse darken your day
What really happens during a solar eclipse


Mind over matter, except my mind doesn’t matter

Eve said to Adam:
“You’ve been like this since day 1.”

Woody’s Tip Of The Day:
If you forget your date’s name, take them to Starbucks

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