You call them curse words, I call them sentence enhancers
If violets were burgandy, poetry would be much more challenging

Wrestling:
A sport where people without pants fight for a belt

Picking your nose doesn’t make you a bad person. It’s what you do after that defines you
The “I” before “E” rule is weird

It’s 3:08PM.
Wait a minute…
no it’s not

Polly needs a comeback

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Polly wants a facetime

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know
The time travelers meeting scheduled for today will now be held last Thursday

(Na)16
Adam West

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

There are 2 reasons why I would never drink toilet water:
number 1 and number 2

Paper cut:
A tree’s final moment of revenge

Don’t
look

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The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places
I lost the spelling bee because I couldn’t spell ‘covfefe’
I have lots of hidden talents. I just can’t find them
Never go to a doctor whose plants have died
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