I think we’re in for a bad spell of wether

Somebody just gave me a free air guitar…
no strings attached

It’s National Idaho Day. Love the Gem State. Gym state? Jim State? Potato State?
On ATH it’s not the heat, but the humility
I just chalk it up to another bad day at ATH
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
I came; I saw; I forgot what I was doing here
I have 39 unmatched socks. Please advise.
I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them
Spent 25 minutes looking for my phone in car, using flashlight on my phone

Anagram for Woody Paige is aged poi yow.
Hawaiian dish

My daughter introduces me as her friend’s grandfather
I don’t have an expiration date on my body. Don’t know if that’s good or bad
There’s no “I” in denial
Records made to be broken. 1,935 losses on ATH never will be, sadly
The center of the universe has been discovered. I am it
Just tried to do a cartwheel. I’ts not like riding a bike

Note: "I'ts" [sic]

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock
One of the best things about being forgetful is
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