Note: Woody was dressed sort of like a waiter from TGI Fridays (complete with flair, which he spelled "flare" on one of his buttons).
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is a list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”.
This list was started in January 2008, and concluded when the show ended on May 25, 2025. You can read more about Woody’s
chalkboard.