You still have time. Vote.
If you can read this, so what? You can read.
ATH has lasted 20 years. I’m surprised I lasted 20 shows.
ATH’s American Idle champion for 20 years.
I have the ability to annoy all of the other panelists.
I saw all the great bands before they and I got old.
The Lakers had showtime. I own showdown.
Act like I’m not here. I do.
I’ve decided to become a limited edition.
I’m eliminating bad choices from my life. You are one.
My ATH warning to Tony Reali: This is not a drill.
Critique of Amazon Thursday Night Football? I’ll send you my opinion in two days.
Producer checked my ears before the show. Found 40 cents.
Wish I had a quarter for every bad quarter of football I’ve seen this season.
I just hit my funny bone. It is not humerus.
I don’t think before I talk on ATH. I want to be surprised like you.
My idea of going out now is driving to the Walgreens pharmacy.
I started my two-week diet Tuesday. Finished it in six hours, 12 minutes.
Growing up was the worst idea I’ve ever had. So I haven’t.
Want my computer to respond: Nice try on password. Close enough.
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