I presented Judge with wit of habeus corpuscle.
Did 100 sumo squats before ATH. Won’t do didly squat during the show.
I created the American Apathy Association. Nobody became a member.
Tim’s Thanksgiving tradition
Note: Can of Spam taped to chalkboard.
Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show [pic]
Sarah’s special secret recipe.
Open Can. Serve.
Note: Can of cranberry sauce taped to chalkboard [pic]
You still have time. Vote.
If you can read this, so what? You can read.
ATH has lasted 20 years. I’m surprised I lasted 20 shows.
ATH’s American Idle champion for 20 years.
I have the ability to annoy all of the other panelists.
I saw all the great bands before they and I got old.
The Lakers had showtime. I own showdown.
Act like I’m not here. I do.
I’ve decided to become a limited edition.
I’m eliminating bad choices from my life. You are one.
My ATH warning to Tony Reali: This is not a drill.
Critique of Amazon Thursday Night Football? I’ll send you my opinion in two days.