Interestingly, I am interesting.
I’m so old I was fan of 1913 U.S. Open Champ. We met.
Judge me not on ATH, Tony, lest ye be judged as host.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I’m going all carpe diem on this show.
I should never be elected. I approve this message.
Keep friends close and enemas closer.
Actually, I’d rather be a matador.
I want to play hide and seek with bigfoot.
I feel old until I realize Bob Ryan is older.
Don’t ask Clinton about his derby trip. It’s a waste of your time.

Note: Clinton = Clinton Yates, another panelist on the show

Clerk asked me for my ID. Gave him my stone tablet.
Today Goliath beats David.
New TV series “Losing Time” about me on ATH
Played golf. Shot my age. I look good for 102.
Checked my spam. Got email from Hormel, which makes Spam.
I hope everyone is glued to the TV for this show. Stick with us.
If I’m behind by only five points, I should be in showdown
Giannis, you block shots, I tell the jokes
Sold one of my cars to buy gas for the other
Think I know where my lost hot iron is, but I can’t put my finger on it
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