Tony, let’s make this swift. I have to get to my tailor.
Dodgers done like burnt dinner.
I prefer hot cakes and medium rare steaks to Tony’s luke warm takes.
My superpower is
is invisibility. You
won’t see me in showdown.
Note: [sic] on the two 'is' [pic]
I was fired as a waiter because I refused to take orders.
Don’t blame me. The producers yell in my ear the whole show.
Note: earpiece hanging over chalkboard [pic]
I’m planning new app called Twooder. You can post Twoods.
I like when you read cold chalkboard takes. You get brain freeze.
If I were a triangle I would be a cute one.
Bigfoot awarded lifetime hide-and-seek achievement award.
Never shall Mark Twain and Shania Twain meet in a Vegas restaurant.
My favorite character in Asteroid City is Woodrow.
I’m not getting old. I’m busy becoming a legend.