Just pretend I’m not here and you’re not watching.
Whenever Tony talks I thnk “hmmm” and stop thinking.
Today is National Thinking Day, I think.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.

NFL has Swifties.
NHL has Beliebers.
Who wants the Paigers?

Who should win today?
Ramona, Dennis, Tim, Spongewood Squarepants?

Fruita(co.) High School should nickname teams De Lumes.
College football team should have deodorant as nickname. Roll on, state.
Put nose on QR code


This is not a drill.


I speak two languages
sarcasm and cynicism.

I mistakenly got on the treadmill holding scissors.
Installing mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.
Making cuddly teddy bears is a job that I can wrap my arms around.
Save your “Happy New Year” for next year or the year after.

My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurous.
It was mean, nasty and rude.

I’m considering charisma bypass surgery.
Tony, please explain the scoring system. Asking for 500,000 friends.
I’m living in a perpetual time warp.
I am slow to speak, but quick to not listen to Reali.

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

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