Woody’s Chalkboards

Opinion in this segment are like bread - wry and stale.

My eyes glazed over while looking at the donuts.

I just come here for the RC Cola and the Moon Pies.

Oh, yeah, Canada!

So glad we’re no longer doing ATH from a bomb shelter.

Duct tape can’t save Cowlishaw’s opinions.

Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Chalkboard Offers
Free trial for ten days.
Then no cost permanently.

Pickleball addiction?
No big dill
Call 1-800-123-GHERKIN for help.

Today on ATH I will be performing my high wire act.

Tony can’t figure me out. I don’t come with instructions.

“Sporting good companies paid me not to use their equipment.”
– Bob Uecker

“I must be in the front row.”
– Bob Uecker

Back by demand.
I’m pop-you-lar!
And wicked.

Our ♥s go out to LA

We may be grumpy old men,
but we are…
where are we?

Two panelists are in their 30s.
The other two are from the 1940s.

I saw mommy kissing the appliance repair man.

Dear Santa,
I can explain.
Don’t mute me.

I’m not ill. I’m just an in flu encer.

My parents had me when they were teenagers. What did you expect?

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