Emily & I agree the ampersand is a worthless symbol, eh.
Note: Emily = Emily Kaplan, another panelist on the show
Attention:
I’m selling two-bit coins.
Send me two dimes and a nickel.
Text me when you get nowhere.
I’m threatening myself for stupidity.
I don’t deserve being muted. My mic always should be hot so I can interrupr other debaters
ATH Chairman of the bored back.
I’m not a common panelist. I’m a limited edition.
Pluto no longer classified as a planet or a dog.
“Still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”
Me too
78 is the new 18.
Spent last three weeks as a minicamp counselor.
I’ve been on double secret mission. Can’t say where. Mahalo.
I’m play scrabble; the others playing candy land.
At the end of the day
the bottom line is
what I bring to the table
is a fork
Why does butter have it’s own compartment while ketchup must share?
Producing podcast A.I. and AI - Allen Iverson and Artificial Intelligence.
I can do without your attitude. I have one of my own.
My 5th grade teacher taught you should think before speaking. I missed school that day.
My brain tells me I’m 31. My body tells me I’m brainless.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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