A penny for Plaschke’s thoughts seems pricey.

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

I call Wednesdays “Chump Day” as reference to other panelists.

In school I flunked pig latin.
Ancay ooyay elphay emay.

Coyote is faster than roadrunner. Wile E. was stupid.
My brain is full of movie quotes and song lyrics.
A cowboy cat saus “meowdy”.

Trying to win this show is like dancing with my hands tied.
Sad beautiful tragic.

Note: Woddy dressed as Taylor Swift

Errors tour concert today on ATH.

Note: Woddy dressed as Taylor Swift [pic]

I can repair all TVs. Unplug. Wait 15 seconds. Plug in again. Then repeat.

I just act like I’m listening to Plaschke.
I’m thinking about dinner.

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panalist on the show

I do this show in a midieval oubliette.
Please free me.

Note: sic [pic]

I begin each ATH show with a theorem proposition, but Tony can’t handle the truth.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Tony, let’s make this swift. I have to get to my tailor.
Dodgers done like burnt dinner.
I prefer hot cakes and medium rare steaks to Tony’s luke warm takes.

My superpower is
is invisibility. You
won’t see me in showdown.

Note: [sic] on the two 'is' [pic]

ESPN Planning Special
About me on ATH:
“Losing Time”.

Expert Dating Advice:
Don’t.

I was fired as a waiter because I refused to take orders.

Mickey is a mouse. Donald is a duck.
Pluto is a dog.
Goofy is an ATH panelist.

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