Spoiler Alert!
This show does end well.

Don’t blame me. The producers yell in my ear the whole show.

Note: earpiece hanging over chalkboard [pic]

We don’t have a second chalkboard.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pic]

I’m planning new app called Twooder. You can post Twoods.
I like when you read cold chalkboard takes. You get brain freeze.
If I were a triangle I would be a cute one.

I’m opening hokey pokey help center.
You can turn yourself around.

Bigfoot awarded lifetime hide-and-seek achievement award.
Never shall Mark Twain and Shania Twain meet in a Vegas restaurant.

Want to build an ark?
I Noah guy.

My favorite character in Asteroid City is Woodrow.
I’m not getting old. I’m busy becoming a legend.
Selfies mean nobody else wants to be in your photos.
I’m coming back hot today. Get out of the way.
I’m not useless. I can be used as a bad example.
You look
totally stupid
like that.
ATH should be two hours long because I talk slow.
78 percent of adults are not smart. I’m amoung the other 34 percent.
I’m the only genuis on this show.
My favorite childhood memory is my back didn’t hurt then.
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