I’m auditioning to be superhero in movie “Cesspool.”
Antelopes love the TV show “Around the Pronghorn.”
On ATH I always extrapolate too late.
I left a nap on a cozy couch for this?
Just pretend I’m not here and you’re not watching.
Whenever Tony talks I thnk “hmmm” and stop thinking.
Today is National Thinking Day, I think.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Fruita(co.) High School should nickname teams De Lumes.
College football team should have deodorant as nickname. Roll on, state.
I mistakenly got on the treadmill holding scissors.
Installing mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.
Making cuddly teddy bears is a job that I can wrap my arms around.
Save your “Happy New Year” for next year or the year after.