Woody’s Chalkboards

Sarcasm is a free service I provide to viewers.

I lost my blue check mark and sunglasses. I miss my sunglasses.

I’m as surprised as Tony by what comes out of my mouth.

If you aren’t named Alexa don’t act like a know-it-all.

Every mistake I make today is the result of getting out of bed.

Rather than sending texts I prefer being condescending in person.

I have nobody to blame but Clinton.

Note: Clinton = Clinton Yates, the host of ATH today

Grogu is a nepo baby.

You are not booing me at home watching the show. You are shouting “Woooooody”.

Other panelists think I act like I don’t care what they say. It’s not an act.

I got this job because my father owns the Disney corporation.

All my opinions are my own. ATH refuses to take responsibility for me.

I’m about to break out today with ATH karaoke.

I invented new Twitter game called Woodle. All guesses are correct.

I was my shcool’s champion in pick-up sticks.

My SAT score in high school was below freezing.

The late bird gets the worm because the early bird gets the buffet.

I emerged today from being in the dark all week to do ATH

Alexa:
What am I doing here?

Hello, Canada. I brought my eh game today for you.

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