Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m not useless. I can be used as a bad example.

You look
totally stupid
like that.

ATH should be two hours long because I talk slow.

78 percent of adults are not smart. I’m amoung the other 34 percent.

I’m the only genuis on this show.

My favorite childhood memory is my back didn’t hurt then.

Sarcasm is a free service I provide to viewers.

I lost my blue check mark and sunglasses. I miss my sunglasses.

I’m as surprised as Tony by what comes out of my mouth.

If you aren’t named Alexa don’t act like a know-it-all.

Every mistake I make today is the result of getting out of bed.

Rather than sending texts I prefer being condescending in person.

I have nobody to blame but Clinton.

Note: Clinton = Clinton Yates, the host of ATH today

Grogu is a nepo baby.

You are not booing me at home watching the show. You are shouting “Woooooody”.

Other panelists think I act like I don’t care what they say. It’s not an act.

I got this job because my father owns the Disney corporation.

All my opinions are my own. ATH refuses to take responsibility for me.

I’m about to break out today with ATH karaoke.

I invented new Twitter game called Woodle. All guesses are correct.

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