Woody’s Chalkboards

I can repair all TVs. Unplug. Wait 15 seconds. Plug in again. Then repeat.

I just act like I’m listening to Plaschke.
I’m thinking about dinner.

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panalist on the show

I do this show in a midieval oubliette.
Please free me.

Note: sic [pic]

I begin each ATH show with a theorem proposition, but Tony can’t handle the truth.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Tony, let’s make this swift. I have to get to my tailor.

Dodgers done like burnt dinner.

I prefer hot cakes and medium rare steaks to Tony’s luke warm takes.

My superpower is
is invisibility. You
won’t see me in showdown.

Note: [sic] on the two 'is' [pic]

ESPN Planning Special
About me on ATH:
“Losing Time”.

Expert Dating Advice:
Don’t.

I was fired as a waiter because I refused to take orders.

Mickey is a mouse. Donald is a duck.
Pluto is a dog.
Goofy is an ATH panelist.

Spoiler Alert!
This show does end well.

Don’t blame me. The producers yell in my ear the whole show.

Note: earpiece hanging over chalkboard [pic]

We don’t have a second chalkboard.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m planning new app called Twooder. You can post Twoods.

I like when you read cold chalkboard takes. You get brain freeze.

If I were a triangle I would be a cute one.

I’m opening hokey pokey help center.
You can turn yourself around.

Bigfoot awarded lifetime hide-and-seek achievement award.

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