Woody’s Chalkboards

Tony is the man,
the myth,
the mute monster.

I hate losing.
Especially weight.

You still have time. Vote.

If you can read this, so what? You can read.

ATH has lasted 20 years. I’m surprised I lasted 20 shows.

ATH’s American Idle champion for 20 years.

I have the ability to annoy all of the other panelists.

I saw all the great bands before they and I got old.

The Lakers had showtime. I own showdown.

Act like I’m not here. I do.

I’ve decided to become a limited edition.

I’m eliminating bad choices from my life. You are one.

My ATH warning to Tony Reali: This is not a drill.

Critique of Amazon Thursday Night Football? I’ll send you my opinion in two days.

Producer checked my ears before the show. Found 40 cents.

Wish I had a quarter for every bad quarter of football I’ve seen this season.

I just hit my funny bone. It is not humerus.

I don’t think before I talk on ATH. I want to be surprised like you.

I drank 5 hour energy six hours ago. What now?

The college band drum major did not pass percussion protocol.

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