Life is not a cabaret. It’s a dive bar.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 — Segment 1
Note: During the introduction, Woody claimed he would shave his beard if he could make it through the show without a mute. Tony immediately muted him.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is a list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008, and concluded when the show ended on May 25, 2025. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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