If you weigh 200 pounds on Earth, you’ll weigh 75 pounds on Mars. You’re not overewight, you’re on the wrong planet.

Monday, April 10, 2017 — Segment 1

About Woody’s Chalkboard

This is a list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008, and concluded when the show ended on May 25, 2025. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.

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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.

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