Sick of it ALL!
The more people I meet, the better I like my dog.
Writer by day, superhero by night.
I’m here. What’s your other 2 wishes?
Warning! Will throw nearest object.
In my world, there is no “I” in abbreveation.
Note: Making reference to his misspelling on Jan. 15, 2008
That’s it, everyone gets a timeout.
Born to party, forced to work
Always use spel cheker
Note: Making reference to his misspelling on Jan. 15, 2008
Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors
Permanently on spin cycle
Cooler than the other side of the pillow
Smart is today, dumb is forever
There’s no life like low life
Some do, some don’t, I might
Actually, Mariotti is my worst enemy
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I’m my own worst enemy
I make stuff up
I see Jay’s playing stupid & he’s winning
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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