Actually, Mariotti is my worst enemy
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I’m my own worst enemy
I make stuff up
I see Jay’s playing stupid & he’s winning
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I talk to strangers
Marriage: The leading cause of divorce
You can’t sleep off ugly
I was big I was easy in the big easy
Places to go people to annoy!
It’s only kinky the 1st time
Why be normal?
Mars is my home planet
None of the above
Clean-up on aisle 5 Reali
2008: The year of the drow
New year, same Mariotti
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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