Woody’s Chalkboards

I saw mommy kissing the appliance repair man.

Dear Santa,
I can explain.
Don’t mute me.

I’m not ill. I’m just an in flu encer.

My parents had me when they were teenagers. What did you expect?

Today I’m so aggressive I’ll surround the horn.

I have selective hearing. I’ve selected not to listen to Tony today.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Where does the time go?
The wrong place once every year.

Ben Franklin was wrong. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man miss west coast NBA games.

I’m not ascending.
I’m condescending.

I read the terms and conditions. Don’t understand either.

My death has been a living hell

Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
→
RIP

Raise your hand if you agree with me. Thanks to both of you.

It’s getting late.
Vote early.

Today I showed up too late to extrapolate.

Pedro-Woodrow.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.

With politicians speaking in Colorado today, could be sighting of aurora bore all us.

Hello Plaschke,
my old friend. I’ve come to banter with you again.

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

I’m polling way ahead in the state of confusion.

In high school I was voted least likely to succeed.
They were right.

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