Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m polling way ahead in the state of confusion.

In high school I was voted least likely to succeed.
They were right.

Emily & I agree the ampersand is a worthless symbol, eh.

Note: Emily = Emily Kaplan, another panelist on the show

Attention:
I’m selling two-bit coins.
Send me two dimes and a nickel.

Text me when you get nowhere.

I’m threatening myself for stupidity.

I don’t deserve being muted. My mic always should be hot so I can interrupr other debaters

ATH Chairman of the bored back.

I’m not a common panelist. I’m a limited edition.

Pluto no longer classified as a planet or a dog.

“Still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”
Me too

78 is the new 18.

Spent last three weeks as a minicamp counselor.

I’ve been on double secret mission. Can’t say where. Mahalo.

I’m play scrabble; the others playing candy land.

At the end of the day
the bottom line is
what I bring to the table
is a fork

Why does butter have it’s own compartment while ketchup must share?

broken heart

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I can do without your attitude. I have one of my own.

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