My death has been a living hell

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Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse

RIP

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Raise your hand if you agree with me. Thanks to both of you.

It’s getting late.
Vote early.

Today I showed up too late to extrapolate.

Pedro-Woodrow.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.

With politicians speaking in Colorado today, could be sighting of aurora bore all us.

Hello Plaschke,
my old friend. I’ve come to banter with you again.

Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

I’m polling way ahead in the state of confusion.

In high school I was voted least likely to succeed.
They were right.

Emily & I agree the ampersand is a worthless symbol, eh.

Note: Emily = Emily Kaplan, another panelist on the show

Attention:
I’m selling two-bit coins.
Send me two dimes and a nickel.

Text me when you get nowhere.
I’m threatening myself for stupidity.

I don’t deserve being muted. My mic always should be hot so I can interrupr other debaters

ATH Chairman of the bored back.
I’m not a common panelist. I’m a limited edition.
Pluto no longer classified as a planet or a dog.

“Still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”
Me too

78 is the new 18.
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