Woody’s Chalkboards

See you around…

Note: ATH's last show.
Woody was only on segment 1. [pic]

This is the paramount penultimate week.

For 23 years this show has cut a wild wide world of swATH.

I do all my own stunts.

I’ve tried to cut down on swearing.
What the XXXX

Have not. Want not.
Mute not. Win not.

L.A. Arena last night was renamed kryptonite.com

ESPN wanted me to be normal for 23 years. Too late now.

Today’s Prediction:
I will be hot and sarcastic

“It was Paige and Paige only.”
— Toni Reali

“It was Paige and Paige only.”
— Curt Miller

I try to please two people every day.
This is not Tim’s and Bill’s day.

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw and Bill = Bill Plaschke, both panelists on the show

Call me, Ishmael.
I’ve got a whale of a story.

We love you, Woody
The GOAT

Note: Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic]

Trying retirement.
It’s not working

Note: Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic]

April Fools me twice shame on me

Note: Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic]

If life gives you nothing but lemons drink limeade.

I’m a 2,956-hit wonder.

2,956 shows without work-related injury except to my pride.

The best ATH panelists are those who say the least.

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