“Sporting good companies paid me not to use their equipment.”
– Bob Uecker
“I must be in the front row.”
– Bob Uecker
Back by demand.
I’m pop-you-lar!
And wicked.
Our ♥s go out to LA
We may be grumpy old men,
but we are…
where are we?
Two panelists are in their 30s.
The other two are from the 1940s.
Dear Santa,
I can explain.
Don’t mute me.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Where does the time go?
The wrong place once every year.
I’m not ascending.
I’m condescending.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.