Woody’s Chalkboards (2024)

Quip Date Note
I saw mommy kissing the appliance repair man. Dec. 12, 2024
Dear Santa, I can explain. Don't mute me. Dec. 12, 2024
I'm not ill. I'm just an in flu encer. Dec. 4, 2024
My parents had me when they were teenagers. What did you expect? Dec. 4, 2024
Today I'm so aggressive I'll surround the horn. Nov. 22, 2024
I have selective hearing. I've selected not to listen to Tony today. Nov. 22, 2024 Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Where does the time go? Nov. 14, 2024
Ben Franklin was wrong. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man miss west coast NBA games. Nov. 14, 2024
I'm not ascending. I'm condescending. Nov. 6, 2024
I read the terms and conditions. Don't understand either. Nov. 6, 2024
My death has been a living hell Oct. 31, 2024 [pic]
Betelgeuse Oct. 31, 2024 [pic]
Raise your hand if you agree with me. Thanks to both of you. Oct. 25, 2024
It's getting late. Vote early. Oct. 25, 2024
Today I showed up too late to extrapolate. Oct. 18, 2024
Pedro-Woodrow. Yeah, that's the ticket. Oct. 18, 2024
With politicians speaking in Colorado today, could be sighting of aurora bore all us. Oct. 11, 2024
Hello Plaschke, my old friend. I've come to banter with you again. Oct. 11, 2024 Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
I'm polling way ahead in the state of confusion. Oct. 3, 2024
In high school I was voted least likely to succeed. They were right. Oct. 3, 2024
Emily & I agree the ampersand is a worthless symbol, eh. Sep. 27, 2024 Emily = Emily Kaplan, another panelist on the show
I'm selling two-bit coins. Sep. 27, 2024
Text me when you get nowhere. Sep. 18, 2024
I'm threatening myself for stupidity. Sep. 18, 2024
I don't deserve being muted. Aug. 28, 2024
ATH Chairman of the bored back. Aug. 28, 2024
I'm not a common panelist. I'm a limited edition. Jul. 2, 2024
Pluto no longer classified as a planet or a dog. Jul. 2, 2024
\"Still haven't found what I'm looking for.\" Me too Jun. 28, 2024
78 is the new 18. Jun. 28, 2024
Spent last three weeks as a minicamp counselor. Jun. 20, 2024
I've been on double secret mission. Can't say where. Mahalo. Jun. 20, 2024
I'm play scrabble; the others playing candy land. May. 21, 2024
At the end of the day May. 21, 2024
Why does butter have it's own compartment while ketchup must share? May. 20, 2024
broken heart May. 20, 2024 [pic]
Producing podcast A.I. and AI - Allen Iverson and Artificial Intelligence. May. 3, 2024
I can do without your attitude. I have one of my own. May. 3, 2024
My 5th grade teacher taught you should think before speaking. I missed school that day. Mar. 28, 2024
My brain tells me I'm 31. My body tells me I'm brainless. Mar. 28, 2024
I'm auditioning to be superhero in movie "Cesspool." Mar. 20, 2024
Antelopes love the TV show "Around the Pronghorn." Mar. 20, 2024
On ATH I always extrapolate too late. Mar. 5, 2024
I left a nap on a cozy couch for this? Mar. 5, 2024
Just pretend I'm not here and you're not watching. Feb. 28, 2024
Whenever Tony talks I thnk "hmmm" and stop thinking. Feb. 28, 2024
Today is National Thinking Day, I think. Feb. 22, 2024
I put the fun in dysfunctional. Feb. 22, 2024
NFL has Swifties. NHL has Beliebers. Who wants the Paigers? Feb. 7, 2024
Who should win today? Ramona, Dennis, Tim, Spongewood Squarepants? Feb. 7, 2024
Fruita(co.) High School should nickname teams De Lumes. Jan. 31, 2024
College football team should have deodorant as nickname. Roll on, state. Jan. 31, 2024
Put nose on QR code Jan. 25, 2024 [pic]
This is not a drill. Jan. 25, 2024 [pic]
I speak two languages sarcasm and cynicism. Jan. 17, 2024
I mistakenly got on the treadmill holding scissors. Jan. 17, 2024
Installing mirrors is a job I could see myself doing. Jan. 10, 2024
Making cuddly teddy bears is a job that I can wrap my arms around. Jan. 10, 2024
Save your "Happy New Year" for next year or the year after. Jan. 3, 2024
My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurous. It was mean, nasty and rude. Jan. 3, 2024