Quip | Date | Note |
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See you around... | May 25, 2025 | ATH's last show. Woody was only on segment 1. [pic] |
This is the paramount penultimate week. | May 13, 2025 | |
For 23 years this show has cut a wild wide world of swATH. | May 13, 2025 | |
I do all my own stunts. | May 9, 2025 | |
I've tried to cut down on swearing. What the XXXX | May 9, 2025 | [pic] |
Have not. Want not. | May 1, 2025 | |
L.A. Arena last night was renamed kryptonite.com | May 1, 2025 | |
ESPN wanted me to be normal for 23 years. Too late now. | Apr 22, 2025 | |
Today's Prediction | Apr 22, 2025 | |
It was Paige and Paige only. | Apr 15, 2025 | |
It was Paige and Paige only. | Apr 15, 2025 | |
I try to please two people every day. | Apr 8, 2025 | Tim = Tim Cowlishaw and Bill = Bill Plaschke, both panelists on the show |
Call me, Ishmael. I've got a whale of a story. | Apr 8, 2025 | |
We love you, Woody | Apr 1, 2025 | Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic] |
Trying retirement. It's not working | Apr 1, 2025 | Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic] |
April Fools me twice shame on me | Apr 1, 2025 | Since they are not getting a Halloween episode, they did it on April Fools. Sarah Spain was playing Woody. [pic] |
If life gives you nothing but lemons drink limeade. | Mar 13, 2025 | |
I'm a 2,956-hit wonder. | Mar 13, 2025 | |
2,956 shows without work-related injury except to my pride. | Mar 6, 2025 | |
The best ATH panelists are those who say the least. | Mar 6, 2025 | |
Opinion in this segment are like bread - wry and stale. | Feb 24, 2025 | |
My eyes glazed over while looking at the donuts. | Feb 24, 2025 | |
I just come here for the RC Cola and the Moon Pies. | Feb 21, 2025 | |
Oh, yeah, Canada! | Feb 21, 2025 | |
So glad we're no longer doing ATH from a bomb shelter. | Feb 13, 2025 | |
Duct tape can't save Cowlishaw's opinions. | Feb 13, 2025 | Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show |
Chalkboard offers | Feb 5, 2025 | |
Pickleball addiction? | Feb 5, 2025 | |
Today on ATH I will be performing my high wire act. | Jan 21, 2025 | |
Tony can't figure me out. I don't come with instructions. | Jan 21, 2025 | |
Sporting good companies | Jan 16, 2025 | |
I must be in the front row | Jan 16, 2025 | |
Back by demand. | Jan 10, 2025 | |
Our ♥s go out to LA | Jan 10, 2025 | |
We may be grumpy old men | Jan 8, 2025 | |
Two panelists are in their 30s. The other two are from the 1940s. | Jan 8, 2025 | |
I saw mommy kissing the appliance repair man. | Dec 12, 2024 | |
Dear Santa, I can explain. Don't mute me. | Dec 12, 2024 | |
I'm not ill. I'm just an in flu encer. | Dec 4, 2024 | |
My parents had me when they were teenagers. What did you expect? | Dec 4, 2024 | |
Today I'm so aggressive I'll surround the horn. | Nov 22, 2024 | |
I have selective hearing. I've selected not to listen to Tony today. | Nov 22, 2024 | Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH |
Where does the time go? | Nov 14, 2024 | |
Ben Franklin was wrong. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man miss west coast NBA games. | Nov 14, 2024 | |
I'm not ascending. I'm condescending. | Nov 6, 2024 | |
I read the terms and conditions. Don't understand either. | Nov 6, 2024 | |
My death has been a living hell | Oct 31, 2024 | [pic] |
Betelgeuse | Oct 31, 2024 | [pic] |
Raise your hand if you agree with me. Thanks to both of you. | Oct 25, 2024 | |
It's getting late. Vote early. | Oct 25, 2024 | |
Today I showed up too late to extrapolate. | Oct 18, 2024 | |
Pedro-Woodrow. Yeah, that's the ticket. | Oct 18, 2024 | |
With politicians speaking in Colorado today, could be sighting of aurora bore all us. | Oct 11, 2024 | |
Hello Plaschke, my old friend. I've come to banter with you again. | Oct 11, 2024 | Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show |
I'm polling way ahead in the state of confusion. | Oct 3, 2024 | |
In high school I was voted least likely to succeed. They were right. | Oct 3, 2024 | |
Emily & I agree the ampersand is a worthless symbol, eh. | Sep 27, 2024 | Emily = Emily Kaplan, another panelist on the show |
I'm selling two-bit coins. | Sep 27, 2024 | |
Text me when you get nowhere. | Sep 18, 2024 | |
I'm threatening myself for stupidity. | Sep 18, 2024 | |
I don't deserve being muted. | Aug 28, 2024 | |
ATH Chairman of the bored back. | Aug 28, 2024 | |
I'm not a common panelist. I'm a limited edition. | Jul 2, 2024 | |
Pluto no longer classified as a planet or a dog. | Jul 2, 2024 | |
\"Still haven't found what I'm looking for.\" Me too | Jun 28, 2024 | |
78 is the new 18. | Jun 28, 2024 | |
Spent last three weeks as a minicamp counselor. | Jun 20, 2024 | |
I've been on double secret mission. Can't say where. Mahalo. | Jun 20, 2024 | |
I'm play scrabble; the others playing candy land. | May 21, 2024 | |
At the end of the day | May 21, 2024 | |
Why does butter have it's own compartment while ketchup must share? | May 20, 2024 | |
broken heart | May 20, 2024 | [pic] |
Producing podcast A.I. and AI - Allen Iverson and Artificial Intelligence. | May 3, 2024 | |
I can do without your attitude. I have one of my own. | May 3, 2024 | |
My 5th grade teacher taught you should think before speaking. I missed school that day. | Mar 28, 2024 | |
My brain tells me I'm 31. My body tells me I'm brainless. | Mar 28, 2024 | |
I'm auditioning to be superhero in movie "Cesspool." | Mar 20, 2024 | |
Antelopes love the TV show "Around the Pronghorn." | Mar 20, 2024 | |
On ATH I always extrapolate too late. | Mar 5, 2024 | |
I left a nap on a cozy couch for this? | Mar 5, 2024 | |
Just pretend I'm not here and you're not watching. | Feb 28, 2024 | |
Whenever Tony talks I thnk "hmmm" and stop thinking. | Feb 28, 2024 | |
Today is National Thinking Day, I think. | Feb 22, 2024 | |
I put the fun in dysfunctional. | Feb 22, 2024 | |
NFL has Swifties. NHL has Beliebers. Who wants the Paigers? | Feb 7, 2024 | |
Who should win today? Ramona, Dennis, Tim, Spongewood Squarepants? | Feb 7, 2024 | |
Fruita(co.) High School should nickname teams De Lumes. | Jan 31, 2024 | |
College football team should have deodorant as nickname. Roll on, state. | Jan 31, 2024 | |
Put nose on QR code | Jan 25, 2024 | [pic] |
This is not a drill. | Jan 25, 2024 | [pic] |
I speak two languages sarcasm and cynicism. | Jan 17, 2024 | |
I mistakenly got on the treadmill holding scissors. | Jan 17, 2024 | |
Installing mirrors is a job I could see myself doing. | Jan 10, 2024 | |
Making cuddly teddy bears is a job that I can wrap my arms around. | Jan 10, 2024 | |
Save your "Happy New Year" for next year or the year after. | Jan 3, 2024 | |
My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurous. It was mean, nasty and rude. | Jan 3, 2024 | |
I'm considering charisma bypass surgery. | Dec 14, 2023 | |
Tony, please explain the scoring system. Asking for 500,000 friends. | Dec 14, 2023 | |
I'm living in a perpetual time warp. | Dec 7, 2023 | |
I am slow to speak, but quick to not listen to Reali. | Dec 7, 2023 | Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH |