Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down
The following statement is true; the previous statement was false.

Note: An example of the Liar's paradox.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
What’s the synonym for synonym

Note: He was missing the question mark, not me.

Hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody, who was wearing a ridiculous fake beard in honor of Tony Reali's almost equally ridiculous real...um...facial hair. [pic]

All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy
Shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

I had amnesia once —
maybe twice

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you’re naked at work
A journey of a thousand miles begins at the ATM
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it

There are 2 rules for success

1.) Don’t tell all you know

[pic]

Onomatopoeia sounds like what?
I bet you I could stop gambling
I can’t get enough minimalism
Hawpe Springs Eternal!
Lance Boils!
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