If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Never hire a cleaning lady named Dusty.

Note: Woody announced that today’s chalkboard sayings were “submitted by a young man who is literally a captive audience.” Reali asked what that means and Woody responded, “He’s in prison.”

As I said before, I never repeat myself!
Stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Then: A keg
Now: An EKG

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Welcome to Woody Bees

J.A. Adande Lounge

Note: Big "X" through the previous segment's chalkboard. [pic]

J.A. Adande Lounge

Note:

During the introductions, there was a chalkboard that said, “Woody’s World” but J.A. Adande came and swapped it with his, which remained up during the first segment.

I assume J.A. was in Denver for the Lakers vs. Nuggets game 6.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes
I like to reminisce with people I don’t know
Corduroy Pillows: They’re making headlines!

I love L.A.!

NOT.

Note: Woody was in Los Angeles for the show.

Fries with that, Tony?

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

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