Grey Poupon and Dockers pants =
Poupon Pants
3M and Goodyear:
mmmGood
38% of people quit looking for work when they find a job
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed Up?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Bill: If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
The Yoko club? Oh no.
The quarterback club? I’ll pass.
The Peter Pan Club? Never. Never.
Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
See no evil,
Hear no evil,
Date no evil.
Do they ever shut up on your planet Cowlishaw?
Note: Cowlishaw = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be what Tim?
Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license in Cleveland
The average human eats 8 spiders in his lifetime at night
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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