I like life. It’s something to do.
Gamblers anonymous club? You bet!
The anti-perspirant club? Sure.
The Spanish optometrist club? Si.
For Sale:
Parachute
— Used once
— Never opened
— Small stain
Parachute
— Used once
— Never opened
— Small stain
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They're the only culture Mariotti has
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
What does the winner of a “Best Trophy” competition get???
Rain dance
tonight!!
*Weather*
permitting
Never moon a warewolf
John Deere and Abitibi Price =
Deere Abi
Grey Poupon and Dockers pants =
Poupon Pants
3M and Goodyear:
mmmGood
38% of people quit looking for work when they find a job
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed Up?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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