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I might do a trick
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
We are men.
We are mad.
We are ATH
MAD MEN
Note: Woody looking quite dapper today. [pic]
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
If I want your opinion I’ll have you fill out the necessary forms
Where do people from Hawaii go on vacation?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior
I’d like to have more self-esteem, but I don’t deserve it
Consciousness: The annoying time between naps
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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