Onomatopoeia sounds like what?
I bet you I could stop gambling
I can’t get enough minimalism
Hawpe Springs Eternal!
Lance Boils!
JiWhiz!
Dijon Vu - The same mustard as before
I like life. It’s something to do.
Gamblers anonymous club? You bet!
The anti-perspirant club? Sure.
The Spanish optometrist club? Si.
For Sale:
Parachute
— Used once
— Never opened
— Small stain
Parachute
— Used once
— Never opened
— Small stain
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Support Bacteria
They're the only culture Mariotti has
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
What does the winner of a “Best Trophy” competition get???
Rain dance
tonight!!
*Weather*
permitting
Never moon a warewolf
John Deere and Abitibi Price =
Deere Abi
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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