When cheese get its picture taken, what does it say?
Note: His grammatical error, not mine. [pic]
Chatters more than a dolphin by a fish bucket
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody [pic]
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success
Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software.
Here I am! What are your other two wishes
Note: He left off the question mark, not me. [pic]
Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down
The following statement is true; the previous statement was false.
Note: An example of the Liar's paradox.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
What’s the synonym for synonym
Note: He was missing the question mark, not me.
Hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody, who was wearing a ridiculous fake beard in honor of Tony Reali's almost equally ridiculous real...um...facial hair. [pic]
All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy
Originality is the art of concealing your sources
I had amnesia once —
maybe twice
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you’re naked at work
A journey of a thousand miles begins at the ATM
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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