Originality is the art of concealing your sources
I had amnesia once —
maybe twice
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you’re naked at work
A journey of a thousand miles begins at the ATM
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it
Onomatopoeia sounds like what?
I bet you I could stop gambling
I can’t get enough minimalism
Hawpe Springs Eternal!
Lance Boils!
JiWhiz!
Dijon Vu - The same mustard as before
I like life. It’s something to do.
Gamblers anonymous club? You bet!
The anti-perspirant club? Sure.
The Spanish optometrist club? Si.
For Sale:
Parachute
— Used once
— Never opened
— Small stain
Parachute
— Used once
— Never opened
— Small stain
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