Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m not being rude, you’re just insignificant

I’m not obnoxious, I’m verbally challenged

I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you

I plead contemporary insanity

Note: Woody finally won his 300th showdown. There was a bronze chalkboard, lots of confetti, and a pie in the face.

I prefer to remain anomalous

I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal

Going for 300 next!

Note: The chalkboard had spider webs all over it. Woody has 299 wins on ATH as of this chalkboard quip. He didn't even make the first cut.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

Going for 300 next!

Note: Woody has 299 wins on ATH as of this chalkboard quip. He didn't make it to the showdown.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter

I was raised to be charming, not sincere

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

If all else fails lower your standards

Going for 300 next!

Note: Woody has 299 wins on ATH as of this chalkboard quip. He made it to the showdown, but lost 2-0 to Mariotti.

It’s been lovely but I have to scream now

It’s not who wins or loses, it’s who keeps score

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!

Illiterate?
Write me for help

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week

Me-topia better than utopia

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