Woody’s Chalkboards

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own

Caution
I was not hired for my disposition

Ask me about my vow of silence

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it

Don’t judge a book by its movie

Money is the root of all wealth

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Welcome to TGIW’s

Note: Woody was dressed sort of like a waiter from TGI Fridays (complete with flair, which he spelled "flare" on one of his buttons). [pic]

301???
Will it ever come?
(I am a poet)

Note: Woody has 300 Showdown wins at the time of this quip.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system

Have an adequate day!

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to

I don't work here
I'm a consultant

I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it

I’m really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

I’m not shy - I’m studying my prey

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