Woody’s Chalkboards

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Does killing time damage eternity?

I’m in shape. Round’s a shape.

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about

Give Tony a penny for his thoughts, and he will give you change

I have no intention of telling you my real name

I know it all, I just can’t remember it simultaneously

I tried being reasonable once - I didn’t like it

We met in a past life and you were wrong then too

I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks

Macho law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong

Tony reminds me of when I was young and stupid

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

Does your train of thought have a caboose

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Too many freaks, not enough circuses

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