Woody’s Chalkboards

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Welcome to TGIW’s

Note: Woody was dressed sort of like a waiter from TGI Fridays (complete with flair, which he spelled "flare" on one of his buttons). [pic]

301???
Will it ever come?
(I am a poet)

Note: Woody has 300 Showdown wins at the time of this quip.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system

Have an adequate day!

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to

I don't work here
I'm a consultant

I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it

I’m really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

I’m not shy - I’m studying my prey

I’m not being rude, you’re just insignificant

I’m not obnoxious, I’m verbally challenged

I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you

I plead contemporary insanity

Note: Woody finally won his 300th showdown. There was a bronze chalkboard, lots of confetti, and a pie in the face.

I prefer to remain anomalous

I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal

Going for 300 next!

Note: The chalkboard had spider webs all over it. Woody has 299 wins on ATH as of this chalkboard quip. He didn't even make the first cut.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

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