Woody’s Chalkboards

It’s been lovely but I have to scream now

It’s not who wins or loses, it’s who keeps score

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!

Illiterate?
Write me for help

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week

Me-topia better than utopia

Keep watching
I might do a trick

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

We are men.
We are mad.
We are ATH
MAD MEN

Note: Woody looking quite dapper today. [pic]

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else

If I want your opinion I’ll have you fill out the necessary forms

Where do people from Hawaii go on vacation?

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

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