If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
If I want your opinion I’ll have you fill out the necessary forms
Where do people from Hawaii go on vacation?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior
I’d like to have more self-esteem, but I don’t deserve it
Consciousness: The annoying time between naps
New Program
Cash for spelunkers
Some people have a way with words, others not have way
Friction can be a drag sometimes
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I wouldn’t touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole
Note: 3.048 meters is 10 feet.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere
Karaoke is Japanese for “tone deaf”
Note: On a personal note, I hadn't seen/heard this one before. I guffawed and spilled water on myself when I read it.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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