Woody’s Chalkboards

Going for 300 next!

Note: Woody has 299 wins on ATH as of this chalkboard quip. He didn't make it to the showdown.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter

I was raised to be charming, not sincere

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

If all else fails lower your standards

Going for 300 next!

Note: Woody has 299 wins on ATH as of this chalkboard quip. He made it to the showdown, but lost 2-0 to Mariotti.

It’s been lovely but I have to scream now

It’s not who wins or loses, it’s who keeps score

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles!

Illiterate?
Write me for help

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week

Me-topia better than utopia

Keep watching
I might do a trick

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

We are men.
We are mad.
We are ATH
MAD MEN

Note: Woody looking quite dapper today. [pic]

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

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