Woody’s Chalkboards

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through

The early bird gets the worm. But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

Work fascinates me…I could sit and watch it for hours

We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic

Sometimes I need what only you can give me:
your absence

If practice makes perfect, how do you explain taxi drivers?

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it

Bad Decisions
Make good stories!

All the world’s a stage. I seem to have missed the rehearsal.

Gravity
It's not just a good idea.
It's the law.

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes

It’s a small world. Unless you have to walk.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use one

Money talks but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”

Note: This is Woody's 1,300th appearance on ATH. [pic]

I’m going to start thinking positive, but I know it won’t work

For sale:
Wedding dress. Size 10. Worn once by mistake.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

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