Woody’s Chalkboards

Macho law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong

Tony reminds me of when I was young and stupid

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

Does your train of thought have a caboose

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Too many freaks, not enough circuses

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own

Caution
I was not hired for my disposition

Ask me about my vow of silence

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it

Don’t judge a book by its movie

Money is the root of all wealth

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Welcome to TGIW’s

Note: Woody was dressed sort of like a waiter from TGI Fridays (complete with flair, which he spelled "flare" on one of his buttons). [pic]

301???
Will it ever come?
(I am a poet)

Note: Woody has 300 Showdown wins at the time of this quip.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system

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