Woody’s Chalkboards

Give Tony a penny for his thoughts, and he will give you change

I have no intention of telling you my real name

I know it all, I just can’t remember it simultaneously

I tried being reasonable once - I didn’t like it

We met in a past life and you were wrong then too

I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks

Macho law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong

Tony reminds me of when I was young and stupid

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

Does your train of thought have a caboose

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Too many freaks, not enough circuses

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own

Caution
I was not hired for my disposition

Ask me about my vow of silence

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it

Don’t judge a book by its movie

Money is the root of all wealth

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