He does the
work of 3 men
Larry, Moe
and Curly</p>
Note: I notice that Woody does not use the Oxford comma.
Note: Had an "eye" between the "A" and "G" in his name. During the introductions, he had an aluminum "model" of the balloon boy balloon flying in front of him as he did his impression of the reporters covering that story. [pic]
Sometimes I need what only you can give me:
your absence
Bad Decisions
Make good stories!
Gravity
It's not just a good idea.
It's the law.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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