Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
There is no sincerer love than the love of food
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Note: From one of my favorite books, “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”.
Auntie Em,
Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
—Dorothy
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip
Just smile and nod
I wanna live ‘til I die, no more, no less.
If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying
When in doubt, mumble
College: $100 for a book. $300 to prove you read it.
There aren’t enough days in the weekend
Age only matter if you’re cheese
He who throws dirt loses ground
Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep til noon.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
It’s a small world, unless you have to clean it.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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