Woody’s Chalkboards

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it

Bad Decisions
Make good stories!

All the world’s a stage. I seem to have missed the rehearsal.

Gravity
It's not just a good idea.
It's the law.

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes

It’s a small world. Unless you have to walk.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use one

Money talks but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”

Note: This is Woody's 1,300th appearance on ATH. [pic]

I’m going to start thinking positive, but I know it won’t work

For sale:
Wedding dress. Size 10. Worn once by mistake.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Does killing time damage eternity?

I’m in shape. Round’s a shape.

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about

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