Why do we bake cookies & cook bacon?
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance
My house burned down by a stress relieving candle
Really really really old blue eyes
Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
They were throwing around Sinatra references earlier in the show.
My inferiority complex is not as good as Jay’s
Note: Could Jay refer to J.A. Adande, another panelist on the show?
Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths
I don’t get even, I get odder
If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is
Indecision is the key to flexibility
My reality check bounced
A day without sunshine is like, uh, night
Half the people in the world are below average
No one ever says “It’s only a game” when they’re winning
Always Give 100%
Mon. — 20%
Tue. — 12%
Wed. — 40%
Thur. — 5%
Fri. — 23%
I got hit by a Dodge
Tip of the Day
Don't trust a naked bus driver
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
Nurses call the shots
Matadors are backstabbers
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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