Indecision is the key to flexibility
My reality check bounced
A day without sunshine is like, uh, night
Half the people in the world are below average
No one ever says “It’s only a game” when they’re winning
Always Give 100%
Mon. — 20%
Tue. — 12%
Wed. — 40%
Thur. — 5%
Fri. — 23%
I got hit by a Dodge
Tip of the Day
Don't trust a naked bus driver
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
Nurses call the shots
Matadors are backstabbers
Brunette is the new blonde
Don’t just go away, go weigh
I make dirt look good
These are my Sunday go-to-meeting clothes
I don’t know what makes Tony so dumb, but it really works!
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
I don’t know karate but I do know krazy
Adults are just kids who owe money
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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