Woody’s Chalkboards

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door

A PBS mind in an MTV world

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

A splendid combination of talent and trouble

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody

I’ll bet you I quit gambling years ago

Don’t insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river

I was uncool before uncool was cool

You have the right to remain silent. Anything Tony says is wrong.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Video Games:
Why waste good technology on science & medicine?

Just be glad I’m not a twin

Cogito ergo periculosus

Note: Roughly translated: I think therefore I’m dangerous.

I’m out of my mind. Feel free to leave a message.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand

I’m very assertive. I think.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle

I drank a pint of varnish & I got all laquered up

I put ketchup on my ketchup

Do not disturb. Already disturbed.

For a minute Tim bored me to death

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
He had a drawing of an EKG graph on the blackboard. [pic]

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