Woody’s Chalkboards

Proof that evolution can go in reverse

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.

62-year-old
one owner
needs parts
make offer

Mariotti doesn’t have an “A” game

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

I put the fun in dysfunction

I’ve been called into the ESPN principal’s office (oh, no!)

Note: Woody was in ESPN’s headquarters in Bristol, CT

Why do we bake cookies & cook bacon?

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance

My house burned down by a stress relieving candle

Really really really old blue eyes

Note: Arrow pointing at Woody.
They were throwing around Sinatra references earlier in the show.

My inferiority complex is not as good as Jay’s

Note: Could Jay refer to J.A. Adande, another panelist on the show?

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths

I don’t get even, I get odder

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is

Indecision is the key to flexibility

My reality check bounced

A day without sunshine is like, uh, night

Half the people in the world are below average

No one ever says “It’s only a game” when they’re winning

Always Give 100%
Mon. — 20%
Tue. — 12%
Wed. — 40%
Thur. — 5%
Fri. — 23%

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