I’m out of my mind. Feel free to leave a message.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand
I’m very assertive. I think.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
I drank a pint of varnish & I got all laquered up
I put ketchup on my ketchup
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
For a minute Tim bored me to death

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
He had a drawing of an EKG graph on the blackboard. [pic]

I know you are nobody’s fool. You’re everybody’s.
Act your age - SENILE!

I hear you changed your mind! And got back 2¢

Detroit Casino bans Marriotti as a loser

Note: Marriotti = Jay Marriotti, another panelist on the show

Why is there 1 US monopolies commission?
I have a foggy bottom

Note: Foggy Bottom is a neighborhood in Washington, D.C., where Woody has been since the April Fool’s Day show.

aroundthehorn@espn.com

Demand I host again!

Save the planet! Annoy 1 person at a time.
Washington schlepped here

Note: Woody was still in Washington due to the April Fool’s show.

The new Washington Monument

Note: Since it’s April Fool’s Day, Woody was hosting the show in Washington and had to hold the chalkboard up manually at the beginning of the round.

Slept last night in Lincoln’s bathroom

Note: Since it’s April Fool’s Day, Woody was hosting the show in Washington and had to hold the chalkboard up manually in the middle of the round.

People say I have no taste, but I like Tony

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of the show

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