Woody’s Chalkboards

I got hit by a Dodge

Tip of the Day
Don't trust a naked bus driver

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

Nurses call the shots

Matadors are backstabbers

Corporate slave

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Brunette is the new blonde

Don’t just go away, go weigh

I make dirt look good

These are my Sunday go-to-meeting clothes

I don’t know what makes Tony so dumb, but it really works!

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

I don’t know karate but I do know krazy

Adults are just kids who owe money

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door

A PBS mind in an MTV world

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

A splendid combination of talent and trouble

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I’ll bet you I quit gambling years ago

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