Jackie reminds me of the ocean—she makes me see-sick
Note: Jackie = Jackie MacMullan, another panelist on the show
I bet your mother has a loud bark
Jay is no longer beneath my contempt
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Most of us live and learn. You just live.
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure
What’s the latest dope besides you?
Honk if you love peace and quiet
On the other hand, you have different fingers
March madness: another reason not to work
Don’t go away mad. Just go away. (I’m mad)
You are down to Earth but not quite far down enough
I’d like to help you out…which way did you come in?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription
A door is open & it’s ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
March madness take its toll. Please have exact change.
3 types of people: those who can count and those who can’t
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About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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