Woody’s Chalkboards

Don’t insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river

I was uncool before uncool was cool

You have the right to remain silent. Anything Tony says is wrong.

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.

Video Games:
Why waste good technology on science & medicine?

Just be glad I’m not a twin

Cogito ergo periculosus

Note: Roughly translated: I think therefore I’m dangerous.

I’m out of my mind. Feel free to leave a message.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand

I’m very assertive. I think.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle

I drank a pint of varnish & I got all laquered up

I put ketchup on my ketchup

Do not disturb. Already disturbed.

For a minute Tim bored me to death

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show.
He had a drawing of an EKG graph on the blackboard. [pic]

I know you are nobody’s fool. You’re everybody’s.

Act your age - SENILE!

I hear you changed your mind! And got back 2¢

Detroit Casino bans Marriotti as a loser

Note: Marriotti = Jay Marriotti, another panelist on the show

Why is there 1 US monopolies commission?

I have a foggy bottom

Note: Foggy Bottom is a neighborhood in Washington, D.C., where Woody has been since the April Fool’s Day show.

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