Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
I would cut off my arm to be ambidextrous

I'm Bipolar
I visited the North + South Poles

I'm Bilingual
I speak English and smack

Donald Duck quacks me up
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
If Jimmy cracked corn & I don’t care, why did he keep doing it?
Don’t forget to profreed
I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem
Mental floss prevents moral decay
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Every morning is the dawn of a new error…
(blackboard on top of 2nd mountain)

Note: Woody was in front of a mountain range background, and the blackboard was moved to the top the mountain range on his left. This is the first time we've seen the blackboard during the Showdown segment in a long time. [pic]

(blackboard at bottom of mountain)

Note: Woody was in front of a mountain range background, and the blackboard was moved to the bottom of the mountain. [pic]

(blackboard in middle of mountain)

Note: Woody was in front of a mountain range background, and the blackboard was moved to the middle of the mountain. [pic]

(blackboard on top of mountain)

Note: Woody was in front of a mountain range background, with a small black spot on the top of one of the mountains, and he said, “None of us are as physically fit as the blackboard, it’s climbed to the top of a mountain this morning.” [pic]

My email: paige@youhoo.com

Note: This blackboard quip referrences the first segment of the show when Woody insulted Bob Ryan and all New Englanders and referred to them as “you people”. Tony Reali mentioned that Woody would probably get a lot of hate email due to his remarks.

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