I don’t know karate but I do know krazy
Adults are just kids who owe money
According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
I’ll bet you I quit gambling years ago
Don’t insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river
I was uncool before uncool was cool
You have the right to remain silent. Anything Tony says is wrong.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
Video Games:
Why waste good technology on science & medicine?
Just be glad I’m not a twin
Cogito ergo periculosus
Note: Roughly translated: I think therefore I’m dangerous.
I’m out of my mind. Feel free to leave a message.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand
I’m very assertive. I think.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
I drank a pint of varnish & I got all laquered up
I put ketchup on my ketchup
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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