Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Shin: A device for finding furniture
I solved the curious case of Benjamin Button
WARNING: Stuck on fast forward & mute doesn't work
Whispering didn’t work. I’m more of a dog yeller.
Why is minuscule a bigger word than huge?
Say
Cheese
Doodle
Note: During the opening introductions, Woody informed us that the blackboard has a new game called “Top to Bottom”. He then pointed at the board and instructed us to say, “Say cheese. Cheese doodle.”
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Bea Arthur is Mariotti’s understudy
Mediocrity is the new excellence
It costs $ to look this cheap
Cupid is stupid
Note to self: ditch these losers
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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