A door is open & it’s ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
March madness take its toll. Please have exact change.
3 types of people: those who can count and those who can’t
Today I'm Woody O'Paige
This show is full of blarney
Telepath wanted: you know where to apply
Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out
Quip: To be is to do.
— Socrates
Dobedobedobedo.
— Sinatra
I don’t listen when I talk in my sleep
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
Department of redundancy department
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
I would cut off my arm to be ambidextrous
I'm Bipolar
I visited the North + South Poles
I'm Bilingual
I speak English and smack
Donald Duck quacks me up
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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