Bea Arthur is Mariotti’s understudy
Little Miss Mixed Messages
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Mediocrity is the new excellence
It costs $ to look this cheap
Smooth operator
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Note to self: ditch these losers
I’d rather be sitting on the toilet doing sodoku
Note: I'm not sure about this, but I'm thinking he meant “sudoku”, the puzzle game, rather than “sodoku” the disease.
Blessed are the comatose, for they are my loyal fans
Why, yes I am always this loud.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Nobody should be this cool
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On a personal note, I just love how my DVR paused Woody for this pic. [pic]
Lil Wayne Meet Bigg Woody
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Katy Perry wants to kiss me
Song of the decade: Hotplay’s “Viva La Woody”
The 4th Jonas Brother
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Super Bowl Chimes for Big Ben + Me
Chalkboard Winter Tour ‘09 moves from Tampa to Miami
Note: Woody was in Miami. During the opening introductions, Woody claimed to be the first reporter in Miami for Super Bowl 44.