Honk if you love peace and quiet
On the other hand, you have different fingers
March madness: another reason not to work
Don’t go away mad. Just go away. (I’m mad)
You are down to Earth but not quite far down enough
I’d like to help you out…which way did you come in?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out
Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription
A door is open & it’s ajar. When a jar is open is it adoor?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
March madness take its toll. Please have exact change.
3 types of people: those who can count and those who can’t
Today I'm Woody O'Paige
This show is full of blarney
Telepath wanted: you know where to apply
Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out
Quip: To be is to do.
— Socrates
Dobedobedobedo.
— Sinatra
I don’t listen when I talk in my sleep
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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