Gulls and boys together
Hurry up, Tony, my yacht is double-parked
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl.
Chalkboard picked up a cardboard at the bar
Note: Woody was in Tampa for the Super Bowl & was using the whiteboard
Blackboard’s got on its SPF 130
Note: Woody was in Tampa for the Super Bowl & was using the whiteboard
My 401-K is now a 101-K
FILTHY
STINKING
RICH.
(2 out of 3 ain't bad)
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it
I jog my mind and run my mouth
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Procrastinate now. Don’t put it off.
ATH:
I do it for the yelling
When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Exceptions always outnumber rules
Do witches run spell checkers?
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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