My 401-K is now a 101-K
FILTHY
STINKING
RICH.
(2 out of 3 ain't bad)
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it
I jog my mind and run my mouth
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Procrastinate now. Don’t put it off.
ATH:
I do it for the yelling
When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Exceptions always outnumber rules
Do witches run spell checkers?
DAIN BRAMAGED
Constant change is here to stay
BUDGET:
A method for going broke methodically
As long as I can remember, I’ve had amnesia
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid
As I said before, I never repeat myself
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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