DAIN BRAMAGED
Constant change is here to stay
BUDGET:
A method for going broke methodically
As long as I can remember, I’ve had amnesia
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid
As I said before, I never repeat myself
Let the potato chips fall where they may
Entering smug mode
Why don’t psychics win more lotteries?
I never apologize, I’m sorry, but that’s the way I am
The cure for insomnia is more sleep
Never moon a werewolf
If it fits in a toaster I can cook it
I know you are but what am I?
Please do not feed or tease the fantasy geeks
Let’s constantly turn the conversation back to me
If it fits in a toaster I can cook it
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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