(blackboard on top of mountain)

Note: Woody was in front of a mountain range background, with a small black spot on the top of one of the mountains, and he said, “None of us are as physically fit as the blackboard, it’s climbed to the top of a mountain this morning.” [pic]

My email: paige@youhoo.com

Note: This blackboard quip referrences the first segment of the show when Woody insulted Bob Ryan and all New Englanders and referred to them as “you people”. Tony Reali mentioned that Woody would probably get a lot of hate email due to his remarks.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Shin: A device for finding furniture
Woody Reali Barcelona

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of ATH

Slum dog silver hair

Note: Arrow pointing at him

I solved the curious case of Benjamin Button

WARNING: Stuck on fast forward & mute doesn't work

Whispering didn’t work. I’m more of a dog yeller.
Why is minuscule a bigger word than huge?

Tom
Cruise
to
Aruba

Note: “Tom Cruise. Cruise to Aruba.”

Say
Cheese
Doodle

Note: During the opening introductions, Woody informed us that the blackboard has a new game called “Top to Bottom”. He then pointed at the board and instructed us to say, “Say cheese. Cheese doodle.”

Fun for the whole family

Note: Arrow pointing at him

He who laughs last thinks slowest
Bea Arthur is Mariotti’s understudy
Little Miss Mixed Messages

Note: Arrow pointing at him

Mediocrity is the new excellence
It costs $ to look this cheap
Cupid is stupid
Smooth operator

Note: Arrow pointing at him

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