Kristina: Will you marry me? -David
Note: At the end of the segment, Tony asked the panel if Kristina should say “yes”. J.A. Adande thought that David should “man up and ask her himself”; Tim Cowlishaw thought “maybe they should live together and get a dog first”; and Jay Mariotti scolded Woody for always falling for internet hoaxes. Tony then muted all but Woody and wished David good luck. [pic]
At the very end of the show, Woody informed us that Kristina said, “Yes”. And, really, who in their right mind would say “No” to a proposal via Woody’s chalkboard? [pic]
Big Brother is watching you!
Frog parking
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Note: Looked like a no parking sign [pic]
What do little birdies see if they get knocked out?
If a clock is hungry, does it go back 4 seconds?
What do sign makers hold when they go on strike?
I may stop being indecisive
Young once, immature forever
Note: Didn't we see this on Feb. 19 and May 22?
I want tougher competition
AARP poster child
Note: Arrow pointing at him
When you’re right no one remembers, when you’re wrong no one forgets
If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
Why does fat chance = slim chance?
Can’t touch this
Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]
Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic?
I poured spot remover on my dog and now I can’t find him