Note to self: ditch these losers
I’d rather be sitting on the toilet doing sodoku

Note: I'm not sure about this, but I'm thinking he meant “sudoku”, the puzzle game, rather than “sodoku” the disease.

Blessed are the comatose, for they are my loyal fans
Why, yes I am always this loud.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Nobody should be this cool

Note: Arrow pointing at him.
On a personal note, I just love how my DVR paused Woody for this pic. [pic]

Who’s you edamame?
Lil Wayne Meet Bigg Woody

[pic]

Katy Perry wants to kiss me
Song of the decade: Hotplay’s “Viva La Woody”
The 4th Jonas Brother

Note: Arrow pointing at himself. [pic]

Super Bowl Chimes for Big Ben + Me
Chalkboard Winter Tour ‘09 moves from Tampa to Miami

Note: Woody was in Miami. During the opening introductions, Woody claimed to be the first reporter in Miami for Super Bowl 44.

Rumor Alert
Prez coming to Super Bowl
and ATH

Gulls and boys together
For me this is the stupor bowl

Note: Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl

Staying here in sun sin city

Note: Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl

Hurry up, Tony, my yacht is double-parked

Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl.

Chalkboard picked up a cardboard at the bar

Note: Woody was in Tampa for the Super Bowl & was using the whiteboard

Blackboard’s got on its SPF 130

Note: Woody was in Tampa for the Super Bowl & was using the whiteboard

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