Note to self: ditch these losers
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                I’d rather be sitting on the toilet doing sodoku
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: I'm not sure about this, but I'm thinking he meant “sudoku”, the puzzle game, rather than “sodoku” the disease. 
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Blessed are the comatose, for they are my loyal fans
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Why, yes I am always this loud.
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Nobody should be this cool
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Arrow pointing at him.
On a personal note, I just love how my DVR paused Woody for this pic. [pic]
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Lil Wayne Meet Bigg Woody
              
 
              
              
              
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                Katy Perry wants to kiss me
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Song of the decade: Hotplay’s “Viva La Woody”
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                The 4th Jonas Brother
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Arrow pointing at himself. [pic]
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Super Bowl Chimes for Big Ben + Me
              
 
              
              
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Chalkboard Winter Tour ‘09 moves from Tampa to Miami
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Woody was in Miami. During the opening introductions, Woody claimed to be the first reporter in Miami for Super Bowl 44. 
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                For me this is the stupor bowl
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl 
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Staying here in sun sin city
                
              
              
              
                Note: Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl 
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Hurry up, Tony, my yacht is double-parked
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH.
Woody's in Tampa for the Super Bowl. 
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Chalkboard picked up a cardboard at the bar
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Woody was in Tampa for the Super Bowl & was using the whiteboard 
              
              
              
              
            
            
          
            
              
                
                Blackboard’s got on its SPF 130
              
 
              
              
              
                Note: Woody was in Tampa for the Super Bowl & was using the whiteboard