Parsley makes it fancy
I’m terrified of being offline
Wash me

Note: Board was all chalky and Woody (or an intern) used their finger to erase "wash me". Similar to what you might see on a dirty car. [pic]

Blonde

Note: It was written upside down.
At the end of the show Woody thanked a bunch of people and informed everyone that he would not be back until after the new year, and wished everyone a happy holiday. [pic]

For a good time, call someone else
Save water, shower with friends
David: Will you marry me? -Woody
David: consider a pre-nup
Kristina: Will you marry me? -David

Note: At the end of the segment, Tony asked the panel if Kristina should say “yes”. J.A. Adande thought that David should “man up and ask her himself”; Tim Cowlishaw thought “maybe they should live together and get a dog first”; and Jay Mariotti scolded Woody for always falling for internet hoaxes. Tony then muted all but Woody and wished David good luck. [pic]

At the very end of the show, Woody informed us that Kristina said, “Yes”. And, really, who in their right mind would say “No” to a proposal via Woody’s chalkboard? [pic]

Big Brother is watching you!
$5 charge for muting

Frog parking
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All others toad

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Note: Looked like a no parking sign [pic]

What do little birdies see if they get knocked out?
If a clock is hungry, does it go back 4 seconds?
What do sign makers hold when they go on strike?
I may stop being indecisive
Young once, immature forever

Note: Didn't we see this on Feb. 19 and May 22?

I want tougher competition
AARP poster child

Note: Arrow pointing at him

When you’re right no one remembers, when you’re wrong no one forgets
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