It’s not rocket surgery
My French teacher is muy caliente!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Yet, despite the look on my face… you are still talking
I hear voices, and they don’t like you
Chalkboard just wants out
Chalkboard wants bailout
Chalkboard wants buyout
The mullet is the future
Careful playing Scrabble, you could lose an I
Good listeners are ear responsible
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil
You have failed me for the last time Tony
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
Hi. Where’s your off button?
Not all who wander are lost
Don’t forget these 3 things… I forget
I’m not old, I’m experienced
How can you mute a face like this?
Everything in moderation, including moderation
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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