If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
Why does fat chance = slim chance?
Go go gadget blackboard
I am openly gray
Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic?
I poured spot remover on my dog and now I can’t find him
It’s not rocket surgery
My French teacher is muy caliente!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Yet, despite the look on my face… you are still talking
I hear voices, and they don’t like you
Chalkboard just wants out
Chalkboard wants bailout
Chalkboard wants buyout
The mullet is the future
Careful playing Scrabble, you could lose an I
Good listeners are ear responsible
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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