Silence is compliance
Think or perish
A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist
I tried to walk into Target but I missed
When in doubt scream & run in circles
No paparazzi please
Too legit to quit
Everybody loves ramen
Most likely to secede
Escalators don’t break, they become stairs
If I look lost & confused return me to ATH
I’m doing this show in pain
Pobody’s Nerfect
Mariotti is slang for 2nd place
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Wrong hurts. Ask the other 3 panelists
Beards: They grow on you
Talk only if you can improve on the silence
Avoid cliches like the plague
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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