Gimpin’ aint easy
I didn’t hear Jay. I was too busy being right.
Tony’s jedi mind tricks don’t work on me.
Note: Tony = Tony Reali, the host of ATH
I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on eBay
Free hugs today!
Ring my liberty bell
Eat your heart out Kobayashi
Note: Kobayashi = Takeru Kobayashi, a competitive eater who lost to Joey Chestnut in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
Hot-Diggity Dog
Eliminate and eradicate redundancy
Silence is compliance
Think or perish
A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist
I tried to walk into Target but I missed
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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