The hundred years war lasted 116 years
A cockroach can live up to 10 days with no head
What if there were no rhetorical questions?
USA Swimmers: Just add water
Mariotti’s on a slow boat to China
This blackboard looked better on the Internet
It sure makes the day longer when I get to work on time
I have a reputation to live down to
What would MacGyver do?
Eliminating me is against human rights
Note: He was still getting a haircut during this segment.
The mute button violates the 1st amendment
Note: He was getting a haircut during this segment
Gone and forgotten
Note: Pictures of Jay Mariotti on the chalkboard. He wasn't on the show. [pic]
I only make sense in closed captioning
My train of thought has been delayed
I’m in a place where I don’t know where I am
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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