Men who run behind cars get exhausted
Be reasonable do it my way
Sorry but I’m ridiculously good
I use jedi mind tricks
Send in the chimp, I’m taking the day off
Lifetime member of the time-out club
Don’t argue. I’ve been sauteed in right sauce.
Save the drama for yo’ mama
So much to do, so few people to do it for me
Procupines float in water
Clinophobia is the fear of beds
A jellyfish is 95% water
Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
Pinocchio is Italian for “Pine Eye”
Tact is for people who aren’t witty
National sarcasm society

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

$35 charge for whining
Bang head here

Note: Phrase was inside a circle. Woody, looking as fashionable as ever, was wearing swimming goggles and swimmies/water wings. [pic]

Clothing optional beyond this point
Penguins can jump up to 6 feet
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