Stupid should hurt
Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
I’m your fairy godmother
Can your inner child come out and play?
La la la I can’t hear you
Don’t always act your age
Old is not for sissies
Aibohphobia: the fear of palindromes
Coup de grass: lawnmower
When I die, I want to come back as a mute button.
Someday we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously & change the subject.
I came to chew gum & win ATH. I’m all out of gum.
I’m happy. Don’t wreck it by talking.
I’m off my meds today!
If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it
Note: During the introduction, the ATH 'blurb' said, "Running out of blackboard ideas".
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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