I ♥ hyperbole the most. Ever.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Note: heart = a little heart (?)

It sure makes the day longer when I get to work on time
Friday, August 8, 2008
I have a reputation to live down to
Friday, August 8, 2008
What would MacGyver do?
Friday, August 8, 2008
Eliminating me is against human rights
Thursday, August 7, 2008

Note: He was still getting a haircut during this segment.

The mute button violates the 1st amendment
Thursday, August 7, 2008

Note: He was getting a haircut during this segment

Here and adored
Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Note: Pictures of Woody on the chalkboard. [pic]

Here and forgotten
Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Note: Pictures of Tony Reali on the chalkboard. [pic]

Gone and forgotten
Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Note: Pictures of Jay Mariotti on the chalkboard. He wasn't on the show. [pic]

I only make sense in closed captioning
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

No spring chicken
Monday, August 4, 2008

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

My train of thought has been delayed
Monday, August 4, 2008
I’m in a place where I don’t know where I am
Monday, August 4, 2008
If I got smart with Jay, how would he know?
Friday, August 1, 2008

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Rob Stone is rock solid!
Friday, August 1, 2008

Note: Rob Stone was filling in for Tony Reali this week.

What happens if you’re scared half to death TWICE?
Thursday, July 31, 2008

Note: The first 13 minutes were preempted by Manny Ramirez's trade to the Dodgers, so this chalkboard was in the last or "Showdown" segment, which normally doesn't have a chalkboard (when Woody makes it).

I’m currently being distracted
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Discover wildlife. Have children.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Smiling is my favorite
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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