Woody’s Chalkboards

Before they made Mariotti, they broke the mold

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Cancel my subscription. I don’t need your issues.

I am still hot. It just comes in flashes.

A line is a dot that went for a walk

I can tell Jay’s wrong. His lips are moving.

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints

Who is going to bailout Mariotti

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

My stock
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Note: Arrows pointing up [pic]

Did NOT win an Emmy

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

I’m too humble to brag

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

I hope when you see me you smile

Should there be instant reply for Reali’s calls?

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of the show

Talk the talk. Chalk the chalkboard.

Any way we can speed this up?

Watching me online is virtually the best

Dream more, work less

I’m part genius, part buffoon

Jay has had a great show. But this wasn’t it.

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

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