Sorry but I’m ridiculously good
I use jedi mind tricks
Send in the chimp, I’m taking the day off
Lifetime member of the time-out club
Don’t argue. I’ve been sauteed in right sauce.
Save the drama for yo’ mama
So much to do, so few people to do it for me
Procupines float in water
Clinophobia is the fear of beds
A jellyfish is 95% water
Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
Pinocchio is Italian for “Pine Eye”
Tact is for people who aren’t witty
$35 charge for whining
Bang head here
Note: Phrase was inside a circle. Woody, looking as fashionable as ever, was wearing swimming goggles and swimmies/water wings. [pic]
Clothing optional beyond this point
Penguins can jump up to 6 feet
The hundred years war lasted 116 years
A cockroach can live up to 10 days with no head
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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