Woody’s Chalkboards

I nap at work

Men who sit on tacks get the point

Been known to exaggerate

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

A house without a toilet is uncanny

Help! I’ve fallen & I can’t shut up.

Men who live in glass houses should change in the basement

I’ll never forget this - for a long time

Don’t blame me, I just work here

I’ll make this sound cooler in my blog

Customer service: Putting people on hold since 1959

I’m smiling. That alone should scare you.

How can you mute a face like this?

I forgot more than Mariotti will ever know

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Sorry Angelina, I’m taken

Men who run behind cars get exhausted

Be reasonable do it my way

Sorry but I’m ridiculously good

I use jedi mind tricks

Send in the chimp, I’m taking the day off

Lifetime member of the time-out club

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