Woody’s Chalkboards

Did NOT win an Emmy

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

I’m too humble to brag

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

I hope when you see me you smile

Should there be instant reply for Reali’s calls?

Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of the show

Talk the talk. Chalk the chalkboard.

Any way we can speed this up?

Watching me online is virtually the best

Dream more, work less

I’m part genius, part buffoon

Jay has had a great show. But this wasn’t it.

Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

If you ain’t first, you’re Mariotti

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

I either get what I want or change my mind

There are 3 ninjas on this blackboard. Try to find them.

A bird in hand is safer than one overhead

Everyone says I’m in denial, but I’m not

Strangely enough, only 26% of pirates wear prescription eye patches

I nap at work

Men who sit on tacks get the point

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