Men who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Aliens are abducting sexy old people. I just wanted to say goodbye.
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Jay.
Math uses:
50% equtions
50% proofs
50% formulas
Note: “equtions” [sic] [pic]
Yoga is for posers
Sorry for my selfconfident self
Sweetness is as sweetness does
Mariotti has 1/2 a brain. Why???
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Slugs have 4 noses. Why???
Camels have 3 eyelids. Why???
Single by choice…not my choice
Before they made Mariotti, they broke the mold
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Cancel my subscription. I don’t need your issues.
I am still hot. It just comes in flashes.
A line is a dot that went for a walk
I can tell Jay’s wrong. His lips are moving.
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints
Who is going to bailout Mariotti
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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