There are 3 ninjas on this blackboard. Try to find them.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead
Everyone says I’m in denial, but I’m not
Strangely enough, only 26% of pirates wear prescription eye patches
I nap at work
Men who sit on tacks get the point
A house without a toilet is uncanny
Help! I’ve fallen & I can’t shut up.
Men who live in glass houses should change in the basement
I’ll never forget this - for a long time
Don’t blame me, I just work here
I’ll make this sound cooler in my blog
Customer service: Putting people on hold since 1959
I’m smiling. That alone should scare you.
How can you mute a face like this?
I forgot more than Mariotti will ever know
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Sorry Angelina, I’m taken
Men who run behind cars get exhausted
Be reasonable do it my way
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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