Talk the talk. Chalk the chalkboard.
Any way we can speed this up?
Watching me online is virtually the best
Dream more, work less
I’m part genius, part buffoon
Jay has had a great show. But this wasn’t it.
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
If you ain’t first, you’re Mariotti
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I either get what I want or change my mind
There are 3 ninjas on this blackboard. Try to find them.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead
Everyone says I’m in denial, but I’m not
Strangely enough, only 26% of pirates wear prescription eye patches
I nap at work
Men who sit on tacks get the point
A house without a toilet is uncanny
Help! I’ve fallen & I can’t shut up.
Men who live in glass houses should change in the basement
I’ll never forget this - for a long time
Don’t blame me, I just work here
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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