Sweetness is as sweetness does
Mariotti has 1/2 a brain. Why???
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Slugs have 4 noses. Why???
Camels have 3 eyelids. Why???
Single by choice…not my choice
Before they made Mariotti, they broke the mold
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Cancel my subscription. I don’t need your issues.
I am still hot. It just comes in flashes.
A line is a dot that went for a walk
I can tell Jay’s wrong. His lips are moving.
Note: Jay = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints
Who is going to bailout Mariotti
Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show
I’m too humble to brag
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
I hope when you see me you smile
Should there be instant reply for Reali’s calls?
Note: Reali = Tony Reali, the host of the show
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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