The thief of bad gags

Note: Arrow pointing at him

The average person thinks he isn’t

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Listening to Tim is like wading through glue

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.
Interestingly, Jay was on the same show...has Woody found a new nemesis?

Happiness is good health and a bad memory
Misfortunes and twins never come singly
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you have heard this B.S. before
Wanna do something? I’m board.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory
I put my Christmas tree up today
I already have my Halloween costume
I must break you
Totally tubular

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Drop the zero and get with the hero
Saved by the bell horn

Note: Saved by the bell horn

Born and raised in St. Olaf
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
First class forgetter
Give me points or lose me forever
Blackboard out sick. Whiteboard rules!

Note: A whiteboard was used.
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that the whiteboard is on the reverse side of the blackboard. Note how the blue and green sides are reversed, as well as the string that the blackboard/whiteboard hangs from. [pic]

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