In Philly, when it rains, it’s poor

Note: World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

Bud Selig is not the reignnmaker

Note: Bud Selig is the commissioner of Major League Baseball. World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

World Series: The Imperfect Storm

Note: World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

Call me Drow the Plumber

Note: A reference to "Joe the Plumber" from the USA Presidential campaign.

Do you put powdered cheese on popcorn shrimp?

3 Kinds of Lies
- Lies
- Damned Lies
- Statistics

One drop of ink may make a million think

Note: A quote from Lord Byron.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working
I either get what I want or I change my mind
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it
Free advise is worth what you paid for it
You can’t be late until you show up!
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Ask no questions and hear no lies
ManRam for sale priceless

Note: ManRam = Manny Ramirez, a Major League Baseball player who is currently a free agent.

Pinky Lee would play with a broken finger

Note: Making reference to Tony Romo, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, being out due to a broken right pinkie finger.
Pinky Lee was a comic.

Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a good one
The only genius with an IQ of 60

Note: Arrow pointing at him

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit
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