Cows are mooooody
UFOs are real. Bigfoot told me so.
It’s wonderful to be in the great state of Denver
If it weren’t for electricity, we’d be watching ATH by candlelight

Note: ATH = Around The Horn

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met
Most lies about me are false
To all panelists: eat my chalk
To all veterans: Happy Day!
ATH would get canceled without me

Note: ATH = Around The Horn

Meet my demands or I’m walking
Improve the show; Let me go solo!
If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it

Note: A quote from Toni Morrison

Dealer in high grade fertilizer
I don’t mispronounciate my words
Out of ideas 4 Blackboard
The best mind-altering drug is truth
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Voted before the show, will vote again after
Bob has a face like a saint—A saint bernard

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show

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