Wanna do something? I’m board.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory
I put my Christmas tree up today
I already have my Halloween costume
I must break you
Drop the zero and get with the hero
Born and raised in St. Olaf
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
First class forgetter
Give me points or lose me forever
Blackboard out sick. Whiteboard rules!
Note: A whiteboard was used.
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that the whiteboard is on the reverse side of the blackboard. Note how the blue and green sides are reversed, as well as the string that the blackboard/whiteboard hangs from. [pic]
Men who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Aliens are abducting sexy old people. I just wanted to say goodbye.
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Jay.
Math uses:
50% equtions
50% proofs
50% formulas
Note: “equtions” [sic] [pic]
Yoga is for posers
Sorry for my selfconfident self
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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