Born and raised in St. Olaf
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
First class forgetter
Give me points or lose me forever
Blackboard out sick. Whiteboard rules!

Note: A whiteboard was used.
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that the whiteboard is on the reverse side of the blackboard. Note how the blue and green sides are reversed, as well as the string that the blackboard/whiteboard hangs from. [pic]

Men who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Aliens are abducting sexy old people. I just wanted to say goodbye.
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Jay.

Math uses:
50% equtions
50% proofs
50% formulas

Note: “equtions” [sic] [pic]

Yoga is for posers
Sorry for my selfconfident self
Sweetness is as sweetness does
Mariotti has 1/2 a brain. Why???

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

Slugs have 4 noses. Why???
Camels have 3 eyelids. Why???
Single by choice…not my choice
Dangerously undermedicated

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

Before they made Mariotti, they broke the mold

Note: Mariotti = Jay Mariotti, another panelist on the show

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