Meet my demands or I’m walking
Improve the show; Let me go solo!
If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it
Note: A quote from Toni Morrison
Dealer in high grade fertilizer
I don’t mispronounciate my words
Out of ideas 4 Blackboard
The best mind-altering drug is truth
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Voted before the show, will vote again after
Bob has a face like a saint—A saint bernard
Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show
A critic is a legless man who teaches running
Decorate yourself from the inside out
I told you I was sick!
Note: The blackboard was shaped like a tombstone. Woody was dressed as The Joker. [pic]
Bill is too slow to keep worms in a tin
Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
Tim has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing
Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show
Never insult anyone by accident
Do computers cough when they get a virus?
If life is a stage, I’d like better lighting
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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