Woody’s Chalkboards

One drop of ink may make a million think

Note: A quote from Lord Byron.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working

I either get what I want or I change my mind

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it

Free advise is worth what you paid for it

You can’t be late until you show up!

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Ask no questions and hear no lies

ManRam for sale priceless

Note: ManRam = Manny Ramirez, a Major League Baseball player who is currently a free agent.

Pinky Lee would play with a broken finger

Note: Making reference to Tony Romo, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, being out due to a broken right pinkie finger.
Pinky Lee was a comic.

Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a good one

The only genius with an IQ of 60

Note: Arrow pointing at him

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit

The thief of bad gags

Note: Arrow pointing at him

The average person thinks he isn’t

Note: Arrow pointing at him [pic]

Listening to Tim is like wading through glue

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on ATH.
Interestingly, Jay was on the same show...has Woody found a new nemesis?

Happiness is good health and a bad memory

Misfortunes and twins never come singly

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you have heard this B.S. before

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