I told you I was sick!
Friday, October 31, 2008

Note: The blackboard was shaped like a tombstone. Woody was dressed as The Joker. [pic]

Bill is too slow to keep worms in a tin
Thursday, October 30, 2008

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Tim has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing
Thursday, October 30, 2008

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Never insult anyone by accident
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Do computers cough when they get a virus?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
If life is a stage, I’d like better lighting
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
In Philly, when it rains, it’s poor
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Note: World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

Bud Selig is not the reignnmaker
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Note: Bud Selig is the commissioner of Major League Baseball. World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

World Series: The Imperfect Storm
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Note: World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

Call me Drow the Plumber
Friday, October 24, 2008

Note: A reference to "Joe the Plumber" from the USA Presidential campaign.

Do you put powdered cheese on popcorn shrimp?
Friday, October 24, 2008

3 Kinds of Lies
- Lies
- Damned Lies
- Statistics

Friday, October 24, 2008
One drop of ink may make a million think
Thursday, October 23, 2008

Note: A quote from Lord Byron.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I either get what I want or I change my mind
Thursday, October 23, 2008
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Free advise is worth what you paid for it
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
You can’t be late until you show up!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Ask no questions and hear no lies
Friday, October 17, 2008
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