Out of ideas 4 Blackboard
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
The best mind-altering drug is truth
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Voted before the show, will vote again after
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Bob has a face like a saint—A saint bernard
Monday, November 3, 2008

Note: Bob = Bob Ryan, another panelist on the show

A critic is a legless man who teaches running
Monday, November 3, 2008
Decorate yourself from the inside out
Monday, November 3, 2008
I told you I was sick!
Friday, October 31, 2008

Note: The blackboard was shaped like a tombstone. Woody was dressed as The Joker. [pic]

Bill is too slow to keep worms in a tin
Thursday, October 30, 2008

Note: Bill = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show

Tim has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing
Thursday, October 30, 2008

Note: Tim = Tim Cowlishaw, another panelist on the show

Never insult anyone by accident
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Do computers cough when they get a virus?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
If life is a stage, I’d like better lighting
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
In Philly, when it rains, it’s poor
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Note: World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

Bud Selig is not the reignnmaker
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Note: Bud Selig is the commissioner of Major League Baseball. World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

World Series: The Imperfect Storm
Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Note: World Series game 5 was halted due to rain the night before.

Call me Drow the Plumber
Friday, October 24, 2008

Note: A reference to "Joe the Plumber" from the USA Presidential campaign.

Do you put powdered cheese on popcorn shrimp?
Friday, October 24, 2008

3 Kinds of Lies
- Lies
- Damned Lies
- Statistics

Friday, October 24, 2008
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