My shoes are older than Reali
My best friends are imaginary
I can predict yesterday’s scores
Shhhh! Woody’s talking.
Please don’t sue me when I blow your mind
Never play strip ATH with Plaschke
Note: Plaschke = Bill Plaschke, another panelist on the show
Cows are mooooody
UFOs are real. Bigfoot told me so.
It’s wonderful to be in the great state of Denver
If it weren’t for electricity, we’d be watching ATH by candlelight
Note: ATH = Around The Horn
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met
Most lies about me are false
To all panelists: eat my chalk
To all veterans: Happy Day!
Meet my demands or I’m walking
Improve the show; Let me go solo!
If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it
Note: A quote from Toni Morrison
Dealer in high grade fertilizer
I don’t mispronounciate my words
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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