Talk only if you can improve on the silence
Avoid cliches like the plague
I don’t think much therefore I might not be
My clone is awesome.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
This is what cool looks like
Old people rock
Wyoming: There are no escalators
Prague: Czech it out
Canada: America’s hat
This is only a test
Do as you’re told. Unless I tell you otherwise.
If you can’t be a muse, be amusing!
Young at heart, old of body
3 of us are wrong & the other has a blackboard
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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