I don’t believe in superstitions. It’s bad luck.
God grant me patience. I want it now.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Tall people have higher standards
Horse lovers are stable people
Hugs are better than drugs
You only live once (maybe)
Take the L out of lover. We are over.
If I’m too loud, you’re too old!
Proofreading are for lazy persons
Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again
A closed mouth gathers no feet
Clothes required, underwear optional
If you can read this you're too close to the TV
Note: Written in smaller-than-normal letters
I’m gnarly
Leave me alone. I’m having a crisis.
I painted the town
Ask me. I might.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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