2 rules 4 success:
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice
This blackboard looked better on the Internet
I know I came into this show for something
I sold my car to buy gas
Where facts are few, experts are many
Double negatives are a complete NO-NO
Bad spellers of the world untie!
Dead owls don’t give a hoot
DWN WTH VWLS
Everyone’s entitled to my opinion
McDreamy of ATH
I think my brain has a mind of its own.
Lies are like cockroaches. Where there’s 1 there’s a bunch.
I don’t believe in superstitions. It’s bad luck.
God grant me patience. I want it now.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Tall people have higher standards
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
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You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
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